Kiddie Fiddler
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Kiddie Fiddler was a mute orphan child found on the streets of London in 1881. His only possession was a cheap fiddle with which he used to communicate. His playing was so fantastic and moving that he soon became a favourite of the royal court. Nobody knew his real name and he soon became known as "that kid with the fiddle", eventually shortened to Kiddie Fiddler.
Kiddie was asked to star in Star wars but turned it down because he did not want to become typecast.
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