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“Their Korean they don't know the Λ is missing a line.”
“What car should I buy if I won the lottery today?”
The K.I.Λ. (Kills In Λction) is the greatest Λutomobile ever made. It is such a great cΛr, that it is the only Λutomotive brand that Uncyclopedia has good things to say about it.
The K.I.Λ was first designed and manufactured in Vietnam. Its purpose back then was to be a single structure where you could live, work, and drive around in. The idea took off very quickly.
The K.I.Λ. as a dwelling did not last long, though. Within the next four hours, the size of the human being increased so much, there was no longer any room for a single person, let alone a family, to live inside of the K.I.Λ. Still, it has remained to this day the greatest method of transportation every invented.
The K.I.Λ. is the safest car to date. It is stronger than a tank.
Here is The Good News: Λfrican-Λmericans are moving back to the South.
edit Fuel efficiency
If you buy a K.I.Λ. and a $10 gift certificate for gasoline, you will get $10 off your next gasoline purchase.
The K.I.Λ. has many notable uses for which it is worth every dime you pay
edit Λs a cΛr
The K.I.Λ. is a very good cΛr. It is such a good cΛr, it can take you to Mexico, and with it's 77 year warranty, it will never break down.
edit Λs a weapon
The K.I.Λ. has eliminated the need to own a railroad from our society. The government can pave the roads for you! No deposit required!
The K.I.Λ. also comes with a large cannon on the Sedona models' roof.
edit Λs a place to have sex
The K.I.Λ. is the perfect place for insects to have sex. Insects provide food for birds and so they are not pests.
edit For Humans
The cΛr has air con, keeping your testes at the optimum temperature.