Khmer Rouge

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especially followers of the Greek God [[Host]].
 
especially followers of the Greek God [[Host]].
   
The [[Anthem|anthem]] of the Khmer Rouge is the [[Sith]] theme from [[Star Wars]].
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The [[Anthem|anthem]] of the Khmer Rouge is the [[Sith|sith]] theme from [[Star Wars|star wars]].
   
 
You see, the reason why we repeat our mistakes, is not because we forget them, but because we remember them, otherwise we wouldn’t know what to repeat now would we?
 
You see, the reason why we repeat our mistakes, is not because we forget them, but because we remember them, otherwise we wouldn’t know what to repeat now would we?

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Flag of Constitution as designed by the Khmer Rouge party, expressing brotherly love and unity of all species

The Khmer Rouge (reads Khmeehhr Rougue), also known as The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, was originally a martial faction that origanated from Hell itself in 10,450 B.C. But eventually spread outwards as a multi national political party to various nations on Earth including the United States, Italy, Germany, Australia, Cambodia, the United Nations, Wikia, Youtube and of course Viacom. The various sections of the party in the various countries are each segregated with their own operational goals as defined by the local sect.

The primary declared target of the Khmer Rouge was simply everyone.

Youngness was originally marked as evil by Greek philosophers, especially followers of the Greek God Host.

The anthem of the Khmer Rouge is the sith theme from star wars.

You see, the reason why we repeat our mistakes, is not because we forget them, but because we remember them, otherwise we wouldn’t know what to repeat now would we?

edit The United States

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Traces of Khmer Rouge activities in The United States are documented from as early as the eighteens century.

On or around July 4th, 1777, a small assassination team, allegedly from the Khmer Rouge, was assigned to eliminate young bright ideas from Constitution.

Constitution was the name of the then intended thirteenth state to join the union, and was completely mangled by the Khmer Rouge.

Due the influence of the peaceful sect of the Khmer Rouge party in the eastern countries of the world at the time, the Constitution project was a tactical stealth operation exercising no violence, nor sex.

Rather than dismantling the State, the state of Constitution was spread and assimilated with the twelve states. Recent research suggests the United States never had a Constitution, and that the traces of Constitution now clearly visible throughout the country were all planted by the Khmer Rouge and follow the guidelines of Host philosophies.

edit Germany and Italy

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German Advertisement for the elimination of young traffic during World War II. This Khmer Rouge project was a complete success

Italic education expert Maria Montessori had great influence on the activities of the Khmer Rouge in Europe during World War II.

Maria was mostly concerned with her son and his infantile education, as she was an expert in the education of Infantile Infants.

The Khmer Rouge party was religiously influenced by her ideas and under cover of the heavy violence of the war, had secretly implanted her ideas throughout Germany. Books of Maria Monessori were printed in mass quantities and distributed freely in the German Empire.

edit Australia

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A Khmer Rouge assassin shooting two Kangaroos while maintaining complete stealth and invisibility

Most of the funding of the Khmer Rouge party came from the Australian sect. The Shoot The Kangaroo project was an inspiration throughout the world and helped the Khmer Rouge advocate Host preachings throughout the globe.

edit Cambodia

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Logo of the Japanese Khmer Rouge sect

In Cambodia, during the late twentieth century, the Khmer Rough started a project called Killing Fields to eliminate all signs of young rice in the country, and a large group of people was hired to exterminate the rice fields, with the slogan:

Get them while they're still young

This project was highly praised in the global community, and especially in Japan, as the project employed the unemployed and the elderly and unemployment and elderly political problems were eliminated by the Killing Fields.

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