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The Khmer Rouge (reads Khmeehhr Rougue), also known as The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, was originally a martial faction that origanated from Hell itself in 10,450 B.C. But eventually spread outwards as a multi national political party to various nations on Earth including the United States, Italy, Germany, Australia, Cambodia, the United Nations, Wikia, Youtube and of course Viacom. The various sections of the party in the various countries are each segregated with their own operational goals as defined by the local sect.
The primary declared target of the Khmer Rouge was simply everyone.
Youngness was originally marked as evil by Greek philosophers, especially followers of the Greek God Host.
You see, the reason why we repeat our mistakes, is not because we forget them, but because we remember them, otherwise we wouldn’t know what to repeat now would we?
edit The United States
Traces of Khmer Rouge activities in The United States are documented from as early as the eighteens century.
On or around July 4th, 1777, a small assassination team, allegedly from the Khmer Rouge, was assigned to eliminate young bright ideas from Constitution.
Constitution was the name of the then intended thirteenth state to join the union, and was completely mangled by the Khmer Rouge.
Due the influence of the peaceful sect of the Khmer Rouge party in the eastern countries of the world at the time, the Constitution project was a tactical stealth operation exercising no violence, nor sex.
Rather than dismantling the State, the state of Constitution was spread and assimilated with the twelve states. Recent research suggests the United States never had a Constitution, and that the traces of Constitution now clearly visible throughout the country were all planted by the Khmer Rouge and follow the guidelines of Host philosophies.
edit Germany and Italy
The Khmer Rouge party was religiously influenced by her ideas and under cover of the heavy violence of the war, had secretly implanted her ideas throughout Germany. Books of Maria Monessori were printed in mass quantities and distributed freely in the German Empire.
Most of the funding of the Khmer Rouge party came from the Australian sect. The Shoot The Kangaroo project was an inspiration throughout the world and helped the Khmer Rouge advocate Host preachings throughout the globe.
In Cambodia, during the late twentieth century, the Khmer Rough started a project called Killing Fields to eliminate all signs of young rice in the country, and a large group of people was hired to exterminate the rice fields, with the slogan:
Get them while they're still young
This project was highly praised in the global community, and especially in Japan, as the project employed the unemployed and the elderly and unemployment and elderly political problems were eliminated by the Killing Fields.