Khan (disambiguation)

“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!”

~ Captain Kirk on Khan

“James... T... Kirk...”

~ Khan on Captain Kirk

“never heard of you”

~ Oscar Wilde on Khan

“SCREW YOU!!!!!!”

~ Khan on Oscar Wilde

“in soviet russia Oscar Wilde SCREWS YOU!!!!!!”

~ russian reversal on SCREWS YOU!!!!!!

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!”

~ John McClane on Hans Gruber

“WHOOOOOOOOOOO?”

~ Captain Oblivious on Khan

“WHEAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!”

~ Sheldon on Wil Wheaton

“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

~ Some Guy on fitting in

Khan can refer to the following:

• Khan Noonien Singh
• Genghis Khan, Mongolian warlord
• Ghengis Khan, failed 1980's child actor and attempted world conqueror
• The Khan, ripe wizard with extremely long white beard made of indestructible, infinite hairs
• Imran Khan, Pakistan cricketer
• Khanada, country
• Zubair Khan, well oiled British dynamo
• Dalek Caan, who flewwwwwwwwww....
• Alfred R. Khan, evil mastermind
• Mr. Khan terrorist disguised as a English teacher( aka Mr. Kitty or Marshmellow)

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