Khan (disambiguation)
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“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!”
“James... T... Kirk...”
“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!”
“WHOOOOOOOOOOO?”
“WHEAATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”
Khan can refer to the following:
- Khan Noonien Singh
- Genghis Khan, Mongolian warlord
- Ghengis Khan, failed 1980's child actor and attempted world conqueror
- The Khan, ripe wizard with extremely long white beard made of indestructible, infinite hairs
- Imran Khan, Pakistan cricketer
- Khanada, country
- Zubair Khan, well oiled British dynamo
- Dalek Caan, who flewwwwwwwwww....
- Alfred R. Khan, evil mastermind
- Mr. Khan terrorist disguised as a English teacher( aka Mr. Kitty or Marshmellow)
- This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Richard M. Nixon. Who knows?

