Kennedy family
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In the United States, the phrase Kennedy family commonly refers to the family of rich unfortunate motherfuckers who tried to take over America but got killed off by the CIA, FBI, and Richard Nixon and Lyndon Johnson with the help of aliens and those who shall remain nameless.
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At first rejected as being a passing intellectual fad, Kennedy was soon adopted by scores of Americans as not just a philosophical movement, but a call to political action called Kennedy Liberalism, which holds to the premise that if we drink enough, and get a turn with Marilyn Monroe, and make long ass speeches, we will be the shit.
Kennedy Liberalism grew strong enough to control the United States Congress up until the mid-1850's, and was the prime cause of the war with the stupid ignorant racist slack jawed idiot Southern United States. Most political historians believe the confederates got raped up their asses with bayonets but that Kennedys really had nothing to do with it.
edit Other Uses
Kennedy is also a Harvard colloquialism used to describe students who are expelled for cheating, flee from the scene of motor vehicle accidents, and run around without pants while middle-aged. Often combined with the adjective Ted. Usage: "What a fucking Ted Kennedy you are for letting that woman drown while you ran away and pretended not to be involved!"
Also, the term can refer to the actions of liberal editors to eliminate critical references to their flawed objects of worship. Usage: "The meaningful analysis of the flawed liberal world view was Kennedied by an irrational editor."
edit History
The history of this term dates back to Lesser Irish Potato Famine on the Western End of The Vineyard of Mahtha, an island once controlled by a reclusive alien species which bore striking similarities in its dress and symbolic images to the drunken idiot movement in Germany. The aliens left behind relics which are believed to have been made entirely out of human bones and whiskey bottles. Their greatest leader was Ted Kennedy, an Irish immigrant known to them only as Booz-Hoor the Magnificent. Booz-Hoor lost his leadership position after mistakenly tying large stones to a young maiden and asking her to wait at the bottom of the ocean while he went to get more drinks. The body was never found, but was more than likely eaten by starving rednecks on vacation from Alabama who also brought along a young Sarah Palin and her pet moose.
edit The start of the Blue Menace
When vice president Johnson took over office the new era of liberalism continued to take over the United States. Though with the liberals in charge the country was just fine until the 80's came and ignorance of the Republican Party. Though the Blue Menace reared its massive head yet again in the early 90's with a man known as Bill Clinton. After Clinton's reign of terror ended the republic could yet again fall in 2001 by a man known as Bus the biggest fucking idiot bastard of them all. There seems to be no escape from the stupid conservative fuckface bullshit known as Republicans.
edit Seven Points of Kennedy
- We shall not ask what our country can do for us, but what we can do for our country.
- We shall do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
- We believe the glow from that light can truly light the world.
- We believe in losing members of our family to assassination in order to have stadiums and airports named after us.
- We are very sorry for the death of Ms. Kopeckny.
- ICH BIN EIN HAMBURGER!
edit Language games of JFK
- "Live like a God among men as if you will live forever and you will die tomorrow !"
- "Don't ask you what God can do for you, just ask yourself what you can do for God !"
- "Don't ask you what you can do for God, just ask yourself what God can do for you !"
