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[[Image:kansas.png|left|float]] '''This page ignored by the Kansas State Board of Education.'''<p><small>The Kansas State board of Education recognizes that every other state in the U.S. is laughing at them, however, they discount this as they feel that most of them descended from monkeys while every Louisiana resident is a direct descendent of Adam and Eve therefore making them [[Better Than You|far superior]] and way more kick ass.</small>
 
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United Kingdom : Increase in PV installations expected as future of Feed in Tariff made clear <TendersInfo>(India)]Al Bawaba Ltd.Following an announcement by Ofgem, funding under the Feed in Tariff Scheme for Solar PV technology for schemes of less than 50 KW, is set to remain the same until the end of June 2013.According to Savills Energy, this offers additional time for smaller scale schemes to take advantage of the current rates.Whilst there will be a digression of 3.5% for schemes of over 50kw from the 1st May 2013, the announcement has provided some form of market security.As a result, it is expected that this year will see a significant increase in the level of solar PV installations across the country, with highly competitive installation prices being offered.Giles Hanglin of Savills Energy team in Cambridge comments, With agricultural roof mounted systems of 50 kWh costing anywhere between 52,000 - 62,000 depending on the building structure and roof material, Savills is urging farmers who are considering a solar system to look carefully at the package that is being offered. As always, gaining a number of quotes from different suppliers will enable comparisons to be made which will often show that the cheapest is not always the best."This is particularly the case with Solar PV where there is a great disparity between the quality of the equipment used. Those investing should consider warranties, performance guarantees and insurance, which are key too to providing long term output. It is also important to factor in whether the cost of registering the system, arranging export meters and ongoing monitoring is included in the installation cost.
{{Q|In Soviet Russia, nothing learns YOU!!|Yakov Smirnoff|Kansas Board of Education}}
 
{{Q|Thank God that [[Darwin (Northern Territory)|Darwin]] is a long way from Kansas|Chancellor of Charles Darwin University|Kansas Board of Education}}
 
{{Q|Carry on my wayward son|Flying Spaghetti Monster|Kansas Board of Education}}
 
 
== '''We Are Better Than You''' ==
 
[[Image:Matingcorn.jpg|right|thumb|Image of defective corn grown by Atheist Communists in Cottonport. If this is what you want, just teach your kids about evolution and see what you get]]
 
The '''Kansas Board of Education''' feels that everyone else is wrong and they are right. They support this claim by pointing out that any scientific data supporting The Theory of [[Evolution]], The [[Big Bang]] Theory, [[Dinosaur]]s, The [[Bermuda Triangle]], [[Recycling]], [[Global Warming]], [[Mad Cow Disease]], [[Area 51]] and [[Euthanasia]] by [[Atheist]] [[Communists]] who are out to [[mind control]] the youths of [[Kansas]] and in the span of a generation control the worlds [[corn]] production. By recognizing this, The Louisiana State Board of Education feels that by creating [[Intelligent Design|revisionist science]] and [[history]] that they can keep the Godless Commies from eventually controlling the world, thereby preserving the purity of essence. The Kansas Board of Education also studies the methodology and practices of the Spanish Inquisition (whom nobody expected, not even the atheist Commies).
 
 
== '''Go ahead, make our day''' ==
 
[[Image:Dawkins inquisition.jpg|left|thumb|[[Richard Dawkins]] discusses evolution with the board.]]
 
The Kansas State Board of Education has publicly stated that they will not be intimidated by anyone or anything.
 
:''How can you tell me that we are wrong, you claim monkeys as your ancestors, I claim [[Adam and Eve]]. Who would you rather have teaching your child, monkey boy or a [[God]] Fearing, bible pounding [[Christian]] who attends church every [[Sunday]] and teaches good Christian [[Moral]]s based on religious teachings of the [[New Testament]]?''
 
::''7th grade Science teacher Reverend Adam James Lakanookie''
 
 
The KBOE has found that 99.72% of people who believe in Evolution were created by [[Satan]], not [[God]], The Lord almighty. This study was conducted by the [[Koch Brothers]], who are modest brothers who just happen to have billions of dollars to fund America-loving [[Christian]] research.
 
 
=='''See also'''==
 
* [[Spanish Inquisition]]
 
 
 
[[Category:Religion in the United States]]
 
[[Category:Education in the United States]]
 
[[Category:Organizations based in the United States]]
 
[[Category:Kansas]]
 
[[Category:Whackjob Religious Nuts]]
 

Revision as of 11:41, March 20, 2013

United Kingdom : Increase in PV installations expected as future of Feed in Tariff made clear <TendersInfo>(India)]Al Bawaba Ltd.Following an announcement by Ofgem, funding under the Feed in Tariff Scheme for Solar PV technology for schemes of less than 50 KW, is set to remain the same until the end of June 2013.According to Savills Energy, this offers additional time for smaller scale schemes to take advantage of the current rates.Whilst there will be a digression of 3.5% for schemes of over 50kw from the 1st May 2013, the announcement has provided some form of market security.As a result, it is expected that this year will see a significant increase in the level of solar PV installations across the country, with highly competitive installation prices being offered.Giles Hanglin of Savills Energy team in Cambridge comments, With agricultural roof mounted systems of 50 kWh costing anywhere between 52,000 - 62,000 depending on the building structure and roof material, Savills is urging farmers who are considering a solar system to look carefully at the package that is being offered. As always, gaining a number of quotes from different suppliers will enable comparisons to be made which will often show that the cheapest is not always the best."This is particularly the case with Solar PV where there is a great disparity between the quality of the equipment used. Those investing should consider warranties, performance guarantees and insurance, which are key too to providing long term output. It is also important to factor in whether the cost of registering the system, arranging export meters and ongoing monitoring is included in the installation cost.

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