Kangaroo

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'''Kangaroo Jack:''' This marsupial bastard is now considered to be one of the most dangerous criminals in the Outback. He stole the [[money]], and he's not giving it back. The Aussie [[Police Force]] has been trying to take him down for years, but most of its officers have been kicked to death.
 
'''Kangaroo Jack:''' This marsupial bastard is now considered to be one of the most dangerous criminals in the Outback. He stole the [[money]], and he's not giving it back. The Aussie [[Police Force]] has been trying to take him down for years, but most of its officers have been kicked to death.
   
'''[[Grue|Kangrue]]:''' Possibly the deadliest marsupial on the planet. Only [[Domo Kun]] and [[Steve Irwin]] have the ability to defeat this beast. If you're not any of these people, I suggest you run before you get horribly killed and eaten.
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'''[[Grue|KanGrue]]:''' Possibly the deadliest marsupial on the planet. Only [[Domo Kun]] and [[Steve Irwin]] have the ability to defeat this beast. If you're not any of these people, I suggest you run before you get horribly killed and eaten.
   
 
'''Tree Kangaroo:''' This is not actually a kangaroo, but a big [[squirrel]] with a pouch. Yes, it will kill you.
 
'''Tree Kangaroo:''' This is not actually a kangaroo, but a big [[squirrel]] with a pouch. Yes, it will kill you.

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