Kangaroo

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The '''Kangaroo''' is a deformed [[alien]] creature with [[rabbit]] ears, a pouch and large hind legs. These misunderstood creatures may seem [[cute]], but they can kill. Trust me, they are pure [[EVIL]]!
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The '''Kangaroo''' is a deformed creature with [[rabbit]] ears, a pouch and large hind legs. These misunderstood animals may seem [[cute]], but they can kill. Trust me, they are pure [[EVIL]]!
   
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
Millions of years ago, aliens from the [[Moon]] sent extraterrestrial [[mice]] to our planet. These mice never learned to walk, but rather moved by hopping... probably because they were too busy hopping on the moon... like those [[astronaut]]s you see on TV... I mean, seriously, who needs [[gravity]]? Anyways, the without their precious [[cheese]], the mice had to find an alternative food source (yes, the moon is made of cheese). One day, a [[toxic waste]] accident caused these mice to grow
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There have been many theories on the kangaroo's origin. Here are a few of them.
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'''Theory #1:''' Aliens from the [[Moon]] sent extraterrestrial [[mice]] to our planet. These mice never learned to walk, but rather moved by hopping... probably because they were too busy hopping on the moon... like those [[astronaut]]s you see on TV... I mean, seriously, who needs [[gravity]]? Anyways, the without their precious [[cheese]], the mice had to find an alternative food source (yes, the moon is made of cheese). A [[toxic waste]] accident caused these mice to grow and develop pouches. Over time, the mutated mice gathered to migrate. After suddenly losing their [[wings]] due to [[climate change]], they landed on the continent of [[Australia]]. Let's just say the first people to discover Australia had no idea what was coming to them.
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'''Theory #2:''' As an attempt to rid the world of [[criminal]]s, [[mad scientists]] tried to combine the [[DNA]] of a lab mouse and a professional [[boxer]] in hopes of creating a super mouse. After miserably failing, the abomination was shipped to Australia.
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'''Theory #3:''' The kangaroo is a result of [[Global Warming]].
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== Types of Kangaroos ==
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There are many different variations of kangaroo. Many inhabit Australia, and all can KILL!
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'''Red Kangaroo:''' The biggest and most well-known of the kangaroos.
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“Crikey!”
~ Anonymous Aussie on kangaroos.

The Kangaroo is a deformed creature with rabbit ears, a pouch and large hind legs. These misunderstood animals may seem cute, but they can kill. Trust me, they are pure EVIL!

History

There have been many theories on the kangaroo's origin. Here are a few of them.

Theory #1: Aliens from the Moon sent extraterrestrial mice to our planet. These mice never learned to walk, but rather moved by hopping... probably because they were too busy hopping on the moon... like those astronauts you see on TV... I mean, seriously, who needs gravity? Anyways, the without their precious cheese, the mice had to find an alternative food source (yes, the moon is made of cheese). A toxic waste accident caused these mice to grow and develop pouches. Over time, the mutated mice gathered to migrate. After suddenly losing their wings due to climate change, they landed on the continent of Australia. Let's just say the first people to discover Australia had no idea what was coming to them.

Theory #2: As an attempt to rid the world of criminals, mad scientists tried to combine the DNA of a lab mouse and a professional boxer in hopes of creating a super mouse. After miserably failing, the abomination was shipped to Australia.

Theory #3: The kangaroo is a result of Global Warming.

Types of Kangaroos

There are many different variations of kangaroo. Many inhabit Australia, and all can KILL!

Red Kangaroo: The biggest and most well-known of the kangaroos.


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