Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 2
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- 455 - The Vandals plundered Rome, forcing the admins to revert to an earlier edit.
- 1774 - The Quartering Act, which allowed for people to be drawn and quartered, was reenacted by a small community theatre to poor reviews.
- 1801 - Napoleon Bonaparte was blown apart.
- 1896 - Guglielmo Marconi receives a patent for his newest invention: the guglielmotor.
- 1959 - The very first June bug was caught, but determined to be a mayfly that'd stumbled across the International Date Line
- 1968 - Argentina reports the first case of human flu in birds. A cull of 20,000 humans is carried out.
- 1970 - David Bowie invents the Rubik's Cube
- 1971 - The Declaration of Independance got lost, found hiding in the closet two days later.
- 1990 - Shaggy from the Scooby Doo crew is executed on the electric chair.
- 2001 - The first HAL9000 supercomputer was recalled by manufacturer Itsa Bigga Machine, eh?
- 2003 - Children are discovered in North Korea, dispelling the rumour that they reproduce asexually using nuclear weapons
- 2010 - Cast of Scrubs invade Estonia. No one laughs.
