Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 24
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July 24: Murderous Rampage Day
- 3,000,000,000 B.C. Oxygen invented by plants. Generally seen to be a bad idea.
- 6th day: God creates man. Appalled by man’s incompetence, God begins his murderous rampage
- 30,000 BC: The first homo sapien to discover fire burns to death after stepping in his own campfire. His friends begin their murderous rampage.
- XXX: Porn stars get angry at being "used" and begin their murderous rampage.
- 1487: Citizens of Leeuwarden, Netherlands begin a murderous rampage against ban on foreign beer.
- 1847: The Mormons found Salt Lake City, Utah. They waste all their salt after five hours and begin their murderous rampage.
- 1942: Adolf hitler's parkinson's makes him break a nail on a jew's forehead... Holocaust ensues
- 1966: The Kool-Aid Man begins his murderous rampage.
- 1970: Howard Dean screams, and begins his murderous rampage.
- 1972: Kurt Cobain screams, and begins his murderous rampage —— on himself.
- 1974: The United States Congress asks Richard Nixon to surrender White House tapes. His response? He screams and begins his murderous rampage.
- 1987: Oscar Wilde is misquoted for the first time. The world's historians scream and begin their murderous rampage.
- 1990: Benjamin Franklin is also misquoted, but nobody cares about him. His spirit screams and begins his murderous rampage.
- 1992: A dislexic man is fed up about his condition, so he tries to write a note to his psychiatrist about beginning a "merderis rahmpag".
- 1995: Howard Dean's trial stops after it is found that his "murderous rampage" was directed not at human beings, but at pillows. The jury screams and begins their murderous rampage.
- 1998: Several zombies found their way into Racoon City, causing one of the biggest murderous rampages known to man and zombies.
- 2005: Responsible Citizen mini-game is discovered in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Hillary Clinton screams and begins her murderous rampage.
- 2006: Y'all better watch out. My day is getting pretty fucked up as it is.
- July 24, 2006: The word murderous rampage discovers how badly it has been overused, screams, and goes on itself.
- 2012 Sarah Palin is not elected. She screams and sends the Republicans on a murderous rampage.
- 2015: At last Pipryat is hit by an hurricane and not another Blowout.
- 2020: 20/20 sues God for copyright infringement. They don't scream, but they do begin their murderous rampage.
- 21XX: The Reploid is introduced. They soon turn Maverick and begin their murderous rampage.
- 2200: The Japanese build the first giant Hello Kitty mech. It soon turns Maverick and begins its murderous rampage.
- 500,000,000,000: The sun gets angry and begins its murderous rampage, destroying the solar system.
