Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 11
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- 1972 - Mass hysteria in Fort Myers, Florida causes inhabitants to smell each others digits.
- 1973 - "Smell my finger" becomes a holiday in Fort Myers, but only between the hours of 4am and 7:30am.
- 1974 - Unwashed and tainted thumbs cause mass poisoning in parts of Florida.
- 1975 - The Florida parliament passes a law decreeing the wearing of gloves during the Smelling Time.
- 1980 - A prolonged legal battle begins between Fort Myers and Kentuckistan Fried Chicken when their "finger-lickin' good" marketing campaign interferes with official finger-smelling festivities in Fort Myers.
- 1984 - User:Volt Born smelling of finger.
- 1992 - The Beastie Boys release the song "Finger Lickin' Good" on their 1992 album Check Your Head in effort to commemorate the legal battle of Kentuckistan Friend Chicken Vs. Fort Myers.
