José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero

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“I did never think that Mr Bean could become Prime Minister of a country”

~ Oscar Wilde on THapatero

“He is the reason why the world is mad”

~ Jose M. Aznar on THapatero

“He made me these shoes”

~ Krusty the Clown on THapatero

“I think homosexuals should have the same rights as all the people”

~ Jose Luis Rodríguez THapatero on Gays

Jose Luis RodrigueTH THapatero (Mr. Schumacker Shoemaker) is also the prime minister of Spain. He is also known as ZP, or was it ThP? He became the president of Spain after defeating Ansar at a sudden death battle, situated in a mud pool, both wearing nothing but a leopard tanga, and with only a porn magazine as a weapon for the two fighters. ZP won the battle after hitting his counterpart in his parts .

Contents 1 Biography 1.1 President Time 1.1.1 Stupid Great Things he did as a thief President 2 ZP's Friends 3 Private Life

[edit] Biography

Zapatero (THAPATEEEERO!!!) is the son of two ugly people that fucked. He is the twin of Mr. Bean, and we confuse them a lot of times. When he was first born, the doctor dropped him.

[edit] President Time

As the president of Spain, he did exactly the same as his twin Mr. Bean, he started to act as a complete idiot.

[edit] Stupid Great Things he did as a thief President

• The retiration of troops from Irak, making all the world know how brave he is.
• "Talante" law: Everithing is needed to say with "Talante"
• "Estatut Catalan": There is freedom to be fan of Real Madrid or Barcelona. All the other footbal clubs are forbidden.
• Making houses of 1 square metre for young people. This houses are also known as tombs.
• Legalizing gay marriage and adoption by same-sex couples, showing his concern for the common folk.

[edit] ZP's Friends

This is The Team ZP. It is much more powerful than the Team A:

Mary Madonna of the Vogue: A mad old woman, also known as the Vicepresident.

Peter Solbes: Menester of Economy. He is the reason why Spain is so poor rich.

Jose Bono: Former Menester of Defence, and also known as U2 singer. He resigned to keep his affair with the Spanish legion's goat from going public.

Miguel demon Angel Moratinos: Menester of outer PornStars.

Calderetas: Official licker of Zp

Carmen Bald: Menester of Hair keeping

Jordi Sevilla: Former Menester of Public.

Sponge-Cake Alvarez: Menester of Food.

Tingle- Tingle is Zapatero's friend from Hyrule. TIGNLE TINGLE KOOLOOH LIMPAH!

[edit] Private Life

Zapatero loves puzzle books, and he keeps reading them while Rajoy says bad things about him. That's why he is so stupid. He's also going to write a book with naked pictures of himself this year. Also had rlations with their tocayos, touch.ayos Jose Luis Torrente and Jose.p. Luis "Carod Rovira"