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|Motto: "We have the best detergents for your dirty money..."|
|Anthem: "Jordan" by buckethead|
Translation: " Da Fuck are you looking at?"
|Largest city||Tel Aviv|
|His Royal Majesty||Queen Rania|
|National hero(es)||Terrorists, such as Zarqawi, Michael Jordan|
|Religion||Christianity(1%),Moderate Islam(0.0001%), Baha'ai (0.1%), Kim Kardashian Pussy Worshippers (5%), ISIS Islam (89.3%)|
|Major exports||Manpower esp to Gulf Countries , Rent-A-Army, Terrorists to Syria, Iraq, and Michael Jordan.|
|Major imports||Sand, Morrocan Whores, international loans|
Jordan is a country in the middle of the Middle East, mainly created by Queen Elizabeth boys for the seldom purpose of protecting their Cousins from any potential threat by neighboring countries. Regardless of the fact that they are one of the biggest pro-American Allies in the region, they are still a fertile environment for Terrorist groups such as ISIS with a general racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic notion being a huge attraction for such groups.
edit Trivia about Jordan
- Jordan is the only country in the world that was named over an NBA superstar
- Talk in the media over territorial disputes over the West Bank and East Bank were settled, Peter Andre and Alex Reid both said there was no argument over the twin pinnacles, Katie Price is now known as The Levant, to recognise her expanded roles and planning permission is being sought for further erections.
edit Modern history
Since the extinction of foxes (except the surprisingly intelligent artist fox that dwells in the icy wastes of Mauritania) in 1972, the sole purpose of farming has been to supply unspecified sheep parts to the aristocracy of Jordan, where they are considered a delicacy. (See: Farming)
edit Tourists in Jordan
- Backpackers should be wary in Downtown where Angelina Jolie (president of Malaysia/ professional whale masseur) is often seen wondering around the 1st circle, looking for babies to adopt and name ridicuously, whilst screaming "f@#k you, Aniston!"
- Tourists can enjoy local delicacies, served in quaint restaurants such as Popeyes, Burger King and KFC. Although popular, the forementioned eateries are staffed by dishevlled "mashnoon" and as a result, these eateries often resemble scenes from Jurassic Park. Therefore, encounters with these places are delicious but can deadly, as hungry families waiting for their orders have been known to eat the customers around them.
edit Other meanings
Jordan is also a river in Israel, and there's not much to say about that, except that its real name is Katie Price and it's married to a cage fighter.
Jordan is also a type of sugar-coated almond-based confection only found in movie theaters. This last type of Jordan is, on a pound-for-pound basis, more valuable than uranium.
Jordan is also a song that Buckethead composed to spite all those who make fun of his bucket. After he finished it, no one was left standing for all the heads in the audience had imploded.
|Countries and territories of Asia|
|Euroasia||Armenia - Azerbaijan - Cyprus - Georgia - Japan-France - Russia - Turkey (the country, not the bird) - Lebanon|
|East Asia||People's Republic of China - Hong Kong - Japan - Kansai Republic - Korea (north) (south) (pick 'em) - Macau - Mongolia - Taiwan (Republic of Taiwan) - Tibet|
|Western Asia||Arabia - Bahrain - Iran - Iraq - Israel - Jordan - Kuwait - Oman - Palestine - Qatar - Saudi Arabia - Syria - United Arab Emirates - Wherethefuckistan - Yemen|
|Central Asia||Kazakhstan - Kyrgyzstan - Turkmenistan - Uzbekistan - other-stan|
|South Asia||Afghanistan - Bangladesh - Bhutan - India - Maldives - Nepal - Pakistan - Sri Lanka|
|Southeast Asia||Cambodia - East Timor - Indonesia - Laos - Burma - Malaysia - Philippines - Singapore - Thailand - West Timor - Vietnam|
|Middle East Countries|
|Bahrain | Cyprus | Egypt | Iraq | Iran | Israel/Palestine | Jordan | Kuwait | Lebanon | Oman | Qatar | Saudi Arabia | Syria | Turkey | United Arab Emirates | Yemen | The United States of Arabia|