John Ritter

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John Ritter's True Form

Jonathan Southworth Ritter (September 17, 1948 – September 11, 2003) was an American actor, probably best known as Little Ben in Problem Child. He is the father of Jason Ritter, the well known son, and Tyler Ritter, the less well known son. He is believed to be apart of the illumanati due to his weirdness. 3 days after Ritter came out for being apart of the illuminati, he died from being sick, however that's what the illuminate wants you to think.

edit Early Life

John Ritter was born on September 17, 1948 at the Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, California. However, Ritter had a birth defect ma in his right eye. Tex Ritter, a singing cowboy who was a matinee, was his father. His mother was actress Dorothy Fay. He had a brother.

edit Death

On September 11, 2003, John Ritter was rehearsing for 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter. While filming, he began to feel ill. John began sweating profusely, vomiting and complained of chest pains. He was taken across the street to the Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center. Physicians misdiagnosed Ritter, treating him for a heart attack. However, his condition only worsened. Physicians then diagnosed Ritter with an aortic dissection. Ritter died during surgery to repair the dissection at 10:48 p.m (PDT), six days before his 55th birthday. Some of this, however, seems a little bit sketchy. It is believed that Ritter was actually shot by the illuminati, and that this story was just a cover.

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