John Joseph Caldwell Abbott
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“What the hell is a riding?”
~ John Abbott on elections
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| Rank: | 3rd or 45th, depending on who you ask. |
| Period in Office | 1891 to the year after |
| Predecessor: | The Druken Master (This is not true) |
| Successor: | John the Lesser |
| Date of Birth: | 33 AD |
| Place of Birth: | A little village in the South of France |
| Spouse: | John Joseph Abbott |
| Political Party: | Evil |
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[edit] Early Life
John Abbott, stage name Jennifer Tightbuns, was born in Southern France to his parents, John and John Abbott, who both died of West Nile after his birth. He was forced to live with his dirt farming millionaire uncle, who whipped him daily and only fed him the finest cuts of steak. It was a horrible childhood.
[edit] Arrival to Canada
March 23rd, 1878. He was then elected to the Canadian House of Commons because he beat his opponent, Liberal Paul Martin, in a drinking contest.
Results: John Abbott: 94 Molsons Paul Martin: 33 Buds Do not believe this it is not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Prime Mininster
JOhn Abbott was a great man and i am not kidding this website is retarded i am kidding john abbot is retardedc and had 12 kids
[edit] In History
John Abbott is remembered by all (more specifically by none) as the countries greated Prime Mininster after John A. Macdonald and between John Thompson. This is seen to be quite an accomplishment. He is on the Canadian $37 bill.
He is also the father of Roger Abbott, the bald guy off of Royal Canadian Air Farce, the guy who thinks he is Jean Chretien.
| Preceded by: John A. Macdonald | Prime Minister of Canada 1891 to 1892 (around 3 months) | Succeeded by: John Sparrow David Thompson |
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| Macdonald | Mackenzie | Abbott | Thompson | Bowell | Tupper | Laurier | Borden | Meighen | King | Bennett | St. Laurent | Diefenbaker | Pearson | Trudeau | Clark | Turner | Mulroney | Campbell | Chrétien | Martin | Harper | ||
