John Adams
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John Adams (October 30, 1735 – July 4, 1826) was the second President of the United States of America, first Vice President of the same United States of America, and was much better at both than that wooden-toothed pansy, George Washington.[1] Adams is remembered as one of the most influential Founding Fathers of America and for the major role he played in convincing the Continental Congress that King George was a royal prat. While other historical figures of the era were wasting time dragging cannons through frozen mud and posing for pictures as they dramatically crossed rivers, Adams single-handedly persuaded the United States Congress to adopt the Declaration of Independence. His term as President saw the country become better in every way than under his inept predecessor, and yet all the credit goes to that same predecessor despite the fact that he wore a powdered wig.[2] Contrary to popular opinion, John Adams did not lose the Presidential Race against Thomas Jefferson, he just gave up.
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- ↑ Especially since Washington never even achieved the Vice Presidency. What an amateur.
- ↑ Adams also wore a powdered wig, but it was nowhere near as powdered as some politicians of the time.
