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Jesusland is a large chunk of America housing the Red States, rednecks, white trash, and white humor. It comprises about 30 states formerly part of the "United States". The states are scheduled to be liberated from America on November 6, 2012 when the President is elected. It is also referred to, with varying formality, as God's Country, the Pure Country, and the Land of the Free (Christians). This nomenclature proves, once again, that God believers are severe hypocrites, as they already believe in a special country loved by God above all the others, which would make God a racist.
Jesusland is often described as being extremely organized and tolerant unlike the brainless Commies who currently run the region lacking in critical thinking and abounding in hypocrisy. Jesusland is believed to be the real place that Jesus visited 2,000 years ago, and the original location of the Garden of Eden.
National Passtimes
- Kid rapin
- Sodomy
- Date rape
- Drinkin Pabst
- Coke snortin
- Weed smokin
- Masturbation
- Dickin
- Bestiality
States
- Jesusistan (Georgia, South Carolina)
- Dumbfuckistan (substates going west from Appalachia to Tornado Valley, except Ohio and Indiana)
- Redneckistan (Ohio and Indiana)
- Bushland (Idaho, Utah, Wyoming)
| Jesus Related Locations. | |
| Jesusland | Red States |
| Jesus Ocean | Israel |
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| Countries and territories of North America | |
| America: United States of America | Jesusland | Confederate States of America Canada: Canada | Canadia | People's Republic of Canada | Canada States Everyone else: Awesome land | Not So Awesome Land | Barbados | Cuba | Dominican Republic | Haiti | Jamaica | Mexico | Tortuga | Trinidad and Tobago | |
| Dependencies | |
| Acadia | Bermuda Triangle | Duchy of Björk | British Virgin Islands | Caribbean | Cayman Islands | Greenland | Gulf of Mexico | Martinique | Monkey Island | Orgasm | Pen Island | St. Pierre and Miquelon | Puerto Rico | Québec | Tropico | U.S. Virgin Islands | Wikiland | |
