Jerry Falwell/declaration

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We, the undersigned, would like to take this opportunity to thank God for demonstrating his all-holy clemency by purging the Earth of Reverend Jerry Falwell. Such an act of divine intervention has left all of us in very high spirits, and we praise You for this unsurpassed act of celestial mercy.


--MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 20:50, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

  • --F33bs 23:47, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
  • -- 02:52, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
  • L'Aquatique 07:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Anonymous - Jerry Falwell is a cock-sucking yellow bastard that should have reverted to shitting in a diaper after he graduated from college.
  • --User:TheGreatLiquidFox Bitch asshole bitchwell.

User:Ubergrue2.0 Halleluea! He is DEAD!!!

  • HeartsBlast i only ever liked him for the sexy lettering on his Bibble. It was divine. He was a Great Prickticioner.
  • Proxima Centauri
  • Raan0001 18:51, 7 February 2009 (UTC) - Fuck yeah, Falwell!

-- 22:30, 8 February 4005BC(UTC)

I Disagree!!!

The Declaration of Damnification of This Vile and Unnecessary Deed

We, the undersigned, are very displeased with God for taking one of our greatest right-wing supporters ever. We thought You loved us, but apparently we were mistaken. Nevertheless, when we die and ascend to Heaven, he had better be there, or we will be very irate indeed.


  • Anderson92 10:14, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
  • George Bush 15:56, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Your mom 03:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
  • Jerry Falwell 06:66, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Conservapedia Time is a myth perpetuated by liberal Jews and an affront to Jesus Christ.
  • Bill O'Reilly (This time has been deleted by the EVIL ATHEIST LIBERALS in the media)
  • John Kerry- still flip-flopping, after all these years.
  • Etc.- wait, where'd he go?
  • Batman - one less villain for me to fight. Holy dead assholes!
  • Emperor Palpatine- After Vader kicked the bucket, he would be my newapprentice.
  • Pat Robertson Time is not included because time was one of the reasons God made 9/11 happe
  • The South Who in da name uh Jesus Chrast who wuz killed by duh Jews wood be glad dat Jerry Fallwell daad? Probably some uh dem Liberal Elites with their Starbucks coffee and ahh Phones. Scuse me, i gotta go teach my waaf a lesson bout servin dinner late.
  • Adolf Hitler "He vas sooo goot at preaching my message after i died/
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