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“I know he rocar cause he no use good glammal!”
“What did you say?”
“These people don't know English”
“You Amelican have vely
“Why you United States of Americans no speak good grammar?”
“I ate it, I now have food to eat, and attempts to escape from my plate is! Little-known act! Rude, I might say.”
“You can arr raugh at my Engrish, I don't caru, I'm lich bitches!!!”
This page has veen paltiarry tlansrated into Engrish. Biew its furr tlansration accolding to Vaverfish!
Engrish, aruso supeludo asu Ingrisu, wasu za neichibu rangu-eji obu za ainshiento isurando naishion obu Ingarando, uichi wasu reetero teeken oba bai za Japanese and Koreans, fuu leenamudo it "Nihoneserando" (ratel sholtened to Nippon or "Japan"). Though za Engrish peopre wa ah kirredo ando theil curtule folgotten, za Engrish rangueji lemains supoken to disu dei. Asu supoken bai za Japanese ando Koreans, Engrish isu Gelman of celtain rangueji. It aruso lefels to gloup of concelned ringuist who adbocate lefolming Engrish rangueji. Da are some insutansesu of dogsu being aber to rearn Engrish.
edit Engrish Glammal
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"When the month is when a circle a night of armor 20 forget is homesick is when the Soviet ten Philippines is also ten with? In September ten, when forgets exactly when is who meets forgets a sixty year cycle ten, can forget the armor?"
"Yous famiry racka disciprine."
"hey yu onry giva me a five dorras, i ask for ten dorras
"Duu yu supeaku eniie Ingurishu (0o0)?"
"I speaka, aahhh, very rel engrands"
"It's erection day at schoor to detelmine the new crass readels"
"You ale worthress Arec Bardwin!"
"Comme ci comme ca!"
"If you do not pay your lent you must kick yourself out. We will not do it fol you!!"
"I learry rike locky load."
"RIMZA FRYRING LA RAZAR"
"I'm a ritter vit ronery!"
"Rer es da batwoom?"
"You Amelicans neber tark nomar."
"I reft my shroos at ome"
"GAW DAMN MONGORIANS!"
"Flo Shnizzle mli Nizzle"
"eeu leik Chzze?"
"No Smorking. Vanning wirr happen"
"Ront some a ma shuuushai?"
"Mah nay mis pruhnoa taykuhshitta!"
"PILE IN DA HORE!!!"
"I think I thoo eye puthicath"
"I'm a fawking rovstal bish!"
"Arr your vase are verong to us!"
"Se faile ra bise"
"Ooh! Led Snappah!"
"Gaw' damn Mogrowrians!!!! You leck my shitty waw!!"
"I'm just a simpull Shinese man lunnin my Shitty Wak!"
"Chirdlen, crap youl hands with Ermo!"
"Herro, Shitty Wok, oh just a second. Herro Shitty Ailrines"
"Ret's arr crap fol dis man's erection bictoly!"
"Cut face, 500 yen"
"Gimme shum rub, shugga!"
"Sow wirr dat ve 2 shitty flied lice?"
"I learry rike flied lice."
"IT SFY LICE YUU PLICK!!!!"
"Ooh, you ugry vrack one."
"special price, ron hondrad dorras"
"I'm so rownrey, oh so rownrey."
"Vat you mean Japanrese pee pore habing tluvre plonouncing rettel aal[r] and rettel ewrr[l]?"
"Fack you man!!"
"C'mon twinkre, why don't you crap youl hands?!" -Koda Kumi
"Wen sniff Glue, head get learry right."
"Mistel Winkrel is GAY!!1! He is the wolst teachel ebel he SUXS!!2!" I ho he ge sem siek!
"Lememvel to Mayol Youl peers" - Ming Rou on measuling peliods.
"Dum Ma Ang GuK"
"I hear you got an F in skoo. . ."
"Shucky Shuky Fyve Dolla"
"It fun tu stay at duh 出典!"
"No mole! We crose! Ugo now!"
"One dorra one try, two dorra two try"
"Can I speak Engrish? Of course me am!"
"Prees hide me, da immargwation dapartment is caming dis ray!!!"
"Man goes to doctor about his vision, doctor tells him 'You have cataracts', the man respond 'No, I have rincorn continentar'"
"Mista merica, ar yu turai-ing tew curean up hea? Ah dew it four yu."
"Ah, nu. Itjast a rittle shit cureaning. I can handre it. Ah need to see on mah own wha I shud getlid awf."
"Mm, okai, den I'rru go maek sum kohi four yu."
"Yuu ale vely rucky, yuu hab a plesident who robs you, and a filst rady who robs yuu mole!"
"Shuck may nippres"
“Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi(small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make sure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)”
edit Jast fol fan
- Ask a Japanese pelson avout the erections.
- The tongue twistel "She serrs seasherrs down vy the sea shole"
- ask avout peanut vuttel
- ask a Gook about sier afterloon going ongs
edit See arso
- Arr youll vase
- RunVrooks: Craptain's Vrog
- Rost in Tlansration
- Manny Pacquiao
- Vad glamoul
edit Extelnar rinks
- Most humvre Japanese Uncycropedia
- www.engrish.com The exampre whele Engrish which is in the midst of common using is leplesented
- Taiwanese Uncycropedia with side ordel of flied lice
- Fine Engrish Ritelatule
- I hub a bud case of diarrhea
- Many Engrish Examples
- Tuts My Barreh, by Maliah Caley
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