Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 2

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January 2: International Kill Your Grandmother Day, Season of Giving officially ends

Where's my marble steps?

• 1 - Dawn of the Second Day (48 hours remain).
• 1983 - "Second Christmas" Day celebrated in Germany, though it doesn't catch on.
• 1655 - The secret Yukon War takes place and ends on the same day after no one showed up.
• 1880 - Soccer is officially renamed Football at Yale as a joke on Cambridge. A new disgust towards America is born.
• 2003 - Some guy walks into his buddy's room early in the morning to point out that the clock reads "01/02/03, 04:05:06." He is arbuptly beaten with an old Sega Genesis controller, finally giving the C button a use.
• 2005 - 13 Years after storing Nuclear Weapons in his the Southport Home dressing room, they are discovered and the Manager gets a slap on the wrist by the Chairman - who accidentally slapped a detonator and out of the bomb came a bizarre, dangerously hairy man who brought terror to the city. Batman was called to eliminate him, but failed. He is still at large somewhere.
• 2008 - Dumbledore dies...
• 2015 - Former fourteenth President and model train enthusiast Franklin Pierce rises from the dead to whine, bitch, and moan about no monument being erected for him for keeping the Union whole before "Buchanan fucked it up thusly."