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January 17: International Punch Danny Baker In The Crotch Day

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Comrade Danny upon being crotch punched.
  • 1993 - Danny Baker punched in the crotch
  • 1994 - Danny Baker punched repeatedly in the crotch
  • 1995 - Many people punch Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 1996 - In the crotch, Danny Baker is punched
  • 1997 - Danny Baker's crotch punched repeatedly
  • 1998 - In Soviet Russia, Danny Baker's crotch punches YOU!!
  • 1999 - Danny Baker retires with crotch-strain
  • 2003 - Unnamed burglar breaks into Danny Baker's retirement home to punch him in the crotch
  • 2005 - Danny Baker kicked in the crotch by Big Bird
  • 2007 - Danny Baker gets his balls punched off by Nathan Thompson.
  • 2008 - Various minor celebrities wait in line for four hours to punch Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 2009 - Danny Baker's son declares his intent to continue his father's legacy of being punched in the crotch on his death, then affirms this by punching Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 2009 - Danny Baker's son dies of broken crotch
  • 2010 - Danny Baker digs up his son, punches him in the crotch and buries himself
  • 2012 - The end of days comes and Danny Baker gets his revenge on the world by punching everybody in the crotch.
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