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January 11: Fear of the Apocalypse Day
- 3000 BC - God vows to destroy the Earth, possibly while drunk
- 50 BC - World not ended yet, everyone waiting with baited breath
- 34 - The end is near!
- 184 - The end is near!
- 265 - The end is near!
- 583 - The end is near!
- 1054 - The end is still near!
- 1175 - The end is getting there!
- 1386 - Maybe the end is next week?
- 2019 - The end happens. Critics call it underwhelming