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JLS (Jents Looking Sik)
JLS KISS-FM Chicago 2010-04-20 Photo-by-Adam-Bielawski
JLS on the X Factor, 2008.
Background information
Origin London & Peterborough, England
Genre(s) Pop, R&B, dance-pop
Years active 2008–present
Label(s) (2009-present)
Epic Records (2010-present)
Website www.jlsofficial.com
Aston Merrygold
Marvin Humes
Jonathan "JB" Gill
Oritsé Williams
Former members

JLS ( Acronym for Jents Looking Sik) is a modern pop, Rn'B band best known for their amazing voices and beautiful bodys. JLS is made up of four members, Aston Merrygold, Marvin Humes, Jonathan "JB" Gill, and Oritsé Williams all known for their outspoken fashion.

When Marvin Humes was on the X-Factor, production teams were gobsmacked about how beautiful he looked and always made sure whenever the live shows were haoppening to make sure he was in every single camera shot because he was flipping GORGEOUS. Marvin was sent down from heaven with Rochelle Wiseman, but has a secret crush on a fan that lives in Birmingham. One day he'll get married to this fan but his engagement with his fiancee from the Saturdays is just a publicity stunt to earn more money. the (You can tell by her looks). This is often why all your girlfriends and wives fantasize about Marvin whilst being with you. It is rumoured that Marvin is one of the most beautiful lest men in the world. Marvin often gets mobbed by thousands of girls, but he doesnt dwell on it too much as he concentrates on the music.

edit Early Days

JLS performed on the X-Factor and wowed the judges by there 'amazing' voices, apparently they are really good looking, but to be honest people would rather look at pigs then this group. They were all formed by the evil Dr Evil to conquer the world, soon to be JLS were taking the world by storm. Soon after every one was getting bored of JLS because they sounded crap and looked like wrinkly old men, so one direction took over now the world is deffinatly doomed. So Dr Evil made this evil band who turned the world into a chavy useless place, there was only a few who fought against the evil JLS and they were the outcasts.

edit Successful 4 years

Every member of the band is outspoken of their sexiness and all have been extremely active in the areas of lookig good and showing off their beautiful bodies. In their 4 years of stardom ( and many more to come) they have performed to millions of fans worldwide. Marvin Humes, one of the band's key members is also (every year) nominated as the most sexiest male in the world. JLS are notable in including many amazing lyrics in their songs such as, "Thought I couldn't want you, more than I did before. Cause evryday I love you a little bit more." Winning the hearts of thousands of girls.

edit Discography

edit Albums

Year Title Peak chart positions Music recording sales certifications|Certifications
List of music recording sales certifications|(sales thresholds)
UK Albums Chart|UK UK R&B Chart|UK R&B Irish Albums Chart|IRE European Top 100 Albums|EU
2009 JLS - Juicy Love Sex
  • Released: 9 November 2009
  • Label: Epic Records|Epic
  • Formats: Compact Disc|CD, music download|digital download
1 1 1 8
  • British Phonographic Industry|UK: 4x Platinum[1]

edit Singles

Year Song Chart positions Music recording sales certification|Certifications
(List of music recording sales certifications|sales thresholds)
UK Singles Chart|UK
UK R&B Chart|UK
Irish Singles Chart|IRE
Eurochart Hot 100|EUR
2009 "Beat Again" 1 1 3 6

  • British Industry|UK: Gold[6]
JLS (album)|JLS
"Everybody in Love" 1 1 2 4

2010 "One Shot" 6 11 21
"The Club Is Alive" Second album
As featured artist
2008 "Hero (Mariah Carey song)#The X Factor UK 2008 finalists version|Hero" (with List of The X Factor finalists (UK series 5)|The X Factor Finalists 2008)[7] 1 1 8 non-album singles
2010 "Everybody Hurts" (with Helping Haiti) 1 1

edit Controversy

JLS are possibly the best British boy group to have ever lived. Aston Merrygold has won a couple of awards including, 'Sexiest Man sent from heaven' 'Best male voice' 'Best husband of this universe'

edit See Also

edit References

  1. BPI > Certified Awards Search. British Phonographic Industry. Retrieved on 26 January 2010.
  2. Jls. Chart Stats. Retrieved on 13 December 2009.
  3. Radio 1 - Chart Show - RnB Singles. BBC. Retrieved on 31 July 2009.
  4. >> IRMA << Irish Charts - Singles, Albums & Compilations >>. Irma.ie. Retrieved on 13 December 2009.
  5. JLS Album & Song Chart History Billboard.com
  6. http://www.bpi.co.uk/certifiedawards/search.aspx
  7. X-Factor Finalists - Hero - Music Charts. Acharts.us. Retrieved on 13 December 2009.

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