Is the moon made of cheese?
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“Of coarse the moons made of rock - how else do you describe the hole and the yellow colour. How can it be cheese.qqw It makes no sense.”
~ Albert Einstein on his lunch
Throughout the ages many have wondered what the moon is made of - some say rock, others say space dust, some say cheese.
But one theory stands out above the rest: The possibility that the moon is made of rock.
In fact the 1st man on the moon Neil Armstrong famously said "The moon is made from rock " and then took the 1st man made bite out of the moon. Good Job Neil
yes the moon along with micheal jackson is made of cheese!!
[edit] What Type of Cheese?
Doctor Ivan began his investigation by visiting the township of Arkansaw, Arkansas where eyewitnesses had claimed to have found cheese that fell out of the moon.
Bob the plumber , a well-respected man in the community, recounted his version of account to Doctor ivan who then recorded the recount in his logbook. Sadly his log book was used as toilet paper by some government officials. But an inside source - who wishes to remain unnamed- has been able to supply us with a fragmented version of the logbook. The pieces we do not have we have replaced with the word MONKEYPUFFLE.
- 7:00pm Sat down on MONKEYPUFFLE.
- 7:10pm Put the MONKEYPUFFLE on and had MONKEYPUFFLE.
- 7:20pm Watched Roseanne. - "That's my favorite show" says Bob.
- 7:30pm Halfway through Roseanne the TV reception cuts out. Bob goes outside to investigate.
- 7:40pm (It takes Bob along time to go outside. He has a bad MONKEYPUFFLE.) It is a clear MONKEYPUFFLE and Bob can easily see the MONKEYPUFFLE. A piece of MONKEYPUFFLE falls off the roof and hits MONKEYPUFFLE. Bob discovers that it is a piece of cheese.
We can deduce that Bob the Plumber claimed that he was hit by a piece of Swiss cheese, not your average cheddar cheese or like those fancy French or Swiss cheeses. This claim supports other MONKEYPUFFLE China.
[edit] The Man in the Moon
There is a theory though, that displaces the moon Swiss cheese theory somewhat.
The theory of the Man in the Moon. Now to get a clear picture of this issue we must look at both sides of the argument
| Swiss Cheese Theory | Man in the Moon Theory | |
|---|---|---|
| Arguments For: | - Swiss Cheese has holes, in line with the proven fact that the moon is holey.
- The moon is sometimes yellow, like Swiss Cheese. | - If you look at the moon, you can see a man.
- Some say that Doctor Ivan is the moon's brother. |
| Arguments Against: | - Sometimes the moon is not yellow, which is not like Swiss Cheese. | - Men are only known to live in 3 places in the universe and the moon is not 2 of them. |
| Interesting Facts: | - Swiss Cheese comes from Swiss.
- The average bull ant can lift 10 times its own wieght. That's like you lifting up a car! Yeah, think about it. | - MONKEYPUFFLE |
adam offutt ate blue cheese on his fifteenth b-day
[edit] DEFINITIVE PROOF
In general, cheese is made up of a combination of cow, parrot, elf, penquin and gecko - basically the stupidest looking animals that you can't help but just stare at and say awwwwwwww.... As we learnt from our forefathers at our stupid campfire ceremonies, the cow did jump over da moon in 78 DC, together with the faerie elf (yes I do prefer to spell it the "magic" way) of your mum's armpits and the meerkat... In the latest days of 198ə the randomly formulated cheese mix solidified with the help of Saddam Hussein's cool airsoft gun. Thus by the laws of lettuce, the theory of a cheese moon is proven beyond reasonable doubt.
