Is the moon made of cheese?

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“Of course the moons made of cheese - how else do you describe the hole and the yellow colour? How can it be cheese? It makes perfect sense.”

~ Albert Einstein ate the moon for his lunch

Throughout the ages many have wondered what the moon is made of - some say rock, others say space dust, some say highly comminuted anorthositic regolith, But one theory stands out above the rest: The possibility that the moon is made of cheese.

In fact the 1st man on the moon Aneeda Sex famously said "The moon is made from cheese " and then took the 1st man made bite out of the moon. Good Job aneeda

Contents 1 What Type of Cheese? 2 Evidence brought back by the Apollo missions 3 The Man in the Moon 4 DEFINITIVE PROOF

[edit] What Type of Cheese?

Now arises the question of what kind of cheese. The answer? Peruvian Greater Molecat cheese. WITHOUT A DOUBT.

Bob the plumber , a well-respected man in the community, recounted his version of account to Doctor ivan who then recorded the recount in his logbook. Sadly his log book was used as toilet paper by some government officials. But an inside source - who wishes to remain unnamed- has been able to supply us with a fragmented version of the logbook. The pieces we do not have we have replaced with the word MONKEYPUFFLE.

• 7:00pm Sat down on MONKEYPUFFLE.
• 7:10pm Put the MONKEYPUFFLE on and had MONKEYPUFFLE.
• 7:20pm Watched Roseanne. - "That's my favorite show" says Bob.
• 7:30pm Halfway through Roseanne the TV reception cuts out. Bob goes outside to investigate.
• 7:40pm (It takes Bob along time to go outside. He has a bad MONKEYPUFFLE.) It is a clear MONKEYPUFFLE and Bob can easily see the MONKEYPUFFLE. A piece of MONKEYPUFFLE falls off the roof and hits MONKEYPUFFLE. Bob discovers that it is a piece of cheese.

We can deduce that Bob the Plumber claimed that he was hit by a piece of Swiss cheese, not your average cheddar cheese or like those fancy French or Swiss cheeses. This claim supports other MONKEYPUFFLE China. But, in all, the moon is obviously made of swiss cheese. The dark side of the moon? No one knows. BUM BUM BUM.

[edit] Evidence brought back by the Apollo missions

The Apollo astronauts dug out numerous samples from the lunar regolith during their missions. As you can see, the regolith came in various colors, ranging from yellow to orange to green. The texture was sometimes smooth and sometimes crumbly, and the odor was rather tingly. Niel Armstrong noted in an interview that "some of it tastes good on a sandwich with ham and turkey", and other astronauts agreed with Mr. Armstrong. However, geologists and chemists were hesitant to call it "cheese", preferring to call it a milk-related regolith substance. Jamie Wogchuck of the International Astrogeological Nonsense has been known to ask whether it might not be some form of yogurt.

[edit] The Man in the Moon

There is a theory though, that displaces the moon Swiss cheese theory somewhat.

The theory of the Man in the Moon. Now to get a clear picture of this issue we must look at both sides of the argument

	Swiss Cheese Theory	Man in the Moon Theory
Arguments For:	- Swiss Cheese has holes, in line with the proven fact that the moon is holey. - The moon is sometimes yellow, like Swiss Cheese.	- If you look at the moon, you can see a man. - Some say that Doctor Ivan is the moon's brother.
Arguments Against:	- Sometimes the moon is not yellow, which is not like Swiss Cheese.	- Men are only known to live in 3 places in the universe and the moon is not 2 of them.
Interesting Facts:	- Swiss Cheese comes from Swiss. - The average bull ant can lift 10 times its own wieght. That's like you lifting up a car! Yeah, think about it.	- MONKEYPUFFLE

adam offutt ate blue cheese on his fifteenth b-day

[edit] DEFINITIVE PROOF

In general, cheese is made up of a combination of cow, parrot, elf, penquin and gecko - basically the stupidest looking animals that you can't help but just stare at and say awwwwwwww.... As we learnt from our forefathers at our stupid campfire ceremonies, the cow did jump over da moon in 78 DC, together with the faerie elf (yes I do prefer to spell it the "magic" way) of your mum's armpits and the meerkat... In the latest days of 198ə the randomly formulated cheese mix solidified with the help of Saddam Hussein's cool airsoft gun. Thus by the laws of lettuce, the theory of a cheese moon is proven beyond reasonable doubt.