Is (was)

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“Well, let me see...”

~ Bill Clinton on The meaning of is

Plato is said saying:
"Is is not not, and not is not is. Therefore, not is not, and is is is."

[edit] Is

• Is is not not.
• Is is is.
• Not not but is.
• Is is? Is is.
• Was Not Was

[edit] Origins of is

Is always is, never was but somethimes 's. It is only to be found deep in the is mines of Misisippi. Is is invented by Oscar Wilde who has notthing to say on the subject. Is was never used in the past but now for some reason is.Is is be used in the future? Is anyone know?

[edit] Uses for is

• Is is:
• an excellent lubricant.
• a cheap alternative to jizz
• not his
• the main ingredient in fish

[edit] See Also

• Is (was)
• Jewdomy
• Panda
• GNU Emacs
• Miss