Iron Sheik
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Suddam Hossein Khorkscrew Muhammad Ali Viagra the 3rd was born March 15, 1943 and is a retired Iranian professional wrestler, actor and florist, better known by his stage/ring name The Iron Sheik. He is known for ending the near six year World Wrestling Federation (WWE) championship reign of Bob Barker and for being the man who took the first dive to Hulk Hogan's first WWF Championship win at Wrestlemania.
Typecast as a heel in the 1980s, he later gained additional popularity playing Jamie Farr's stand-in on the Cannonball Run movies, and later on The Howard Stern Show & Internet shoot interviews where he would burst out with raves about which professional wrestlers he thought where limp-wrist-ed, tail-gunning, donut-punching, cock-suckers.
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edit Amateur Escort Wrestling Career
Sheik made a name for himself as an amateur go-go dancer and part time bio-chemical warfare weapons supplier to Iraqi military before he began training as an amateur wrestler in early 1963.
He competed to become part of the Iranian Olympic Gecko Roman team for the 1968 Summer Olympics held in Mexico but was eliminated during his country's trials for signing autographs under the name of Will Youmans. Nonetheless, wrestling promoters later billed him as having won a medal at these Olympics which people bought as if they believe these guys really are getting hurt they would believe Sheik won a gold medal too.
After that crap was over, he moved to the USA and became the assistant coach of two US Olympic squads in the 1970s. He is respected today for not coaching Kurt Angle and thanks his lucky stars about that one to this very day.
edit Career as a Professional
In 1972, Sheik was invited into becoming a professional wrestler by promoter Vernon Gangreen. Sheik trained at the wrestling camp under the guidance of some old prick you wouldn't have heard of if we told you, but Sheik would tell you the guy was a complete cock-sucker. Sheik was trained in the same class as Dick Flair and then wrestled for the American Wrestling Association (AWA). He also worked as a trainer, teaching Ricky The "Cleavland Steamer" Enter the Drag-Queenboat.
Sheik first wrestled as a baby-face in preliminary matches before a promoter suggested that he adopt a heel gimmick similar to that of the notorious Sheik because Iranian wrestlers where all just terrorists to the United States and he may as well give the fans what they think he is anyway.
Iron obliged and adopted what came to be his signature look: he shaved his balls, grew a traditional Saddam Hussein style mustache, added wrestling boots covered in camel shit and wrapped a tea-towel around his head. He soon had the exact look America hated and became a fast rising heel in the AWA.
Taking the name The Great Hussein Camel Fucker, he won his first title, the Canadian Tag Team Championship, with partner Walker Texas Ranger.
He caught the eye of the WWF where he made his debut in 1979 and won the first-ever Battle Royal in New York's Madison Square Garden when he blew up the rest of his opposition with a case of explosives to steal the win. This earned him a title shot at then-champion Bob Barker, who fans would welcome the death of, but never got their wish. Unfortunately the FCC stepped in and demanded Sheik never blow up wrestlers ever again, which both Sheik and the WWF complied to, but fan's in recent years have wanted that ban lifted since John Cena made his debut.
edit Iron Maiden Balls
In 1983 he dropped the Camel Fucker name and changed it to The Iron Sheik due to another thing the FCC bitched about and won. He once again challenged Barker; he defeated him on December 26, 1983 at Madison Square Garden for the WWF World championship. Sheik also injured Barker during this match which forced Barker out of Wrestling forever which fans applauded.
During his title reign, The Iron Sheik held memorable bouts against Chief Jay Leno, Fat Fatterson, and Titty Man Tannah before taking a dive just four weeks later to Hulk Hogan. Sheik would then complain about having to to take a dive to that "Faggot, Hock Hogan dick-sucker".
He would then engage in a bitter feud with Sgt. Slaughter, to whom he would eventually lose a "Boot You Up The Ass Rules" match. The Iron Sheik would go on to team with Nikolai Volkoff as the "Racial Stereo Types". They won the WWF World tag-team title from the U.S. Express There Rage at the first WrestleMania. During his stint in the WWF, he appeared in the music video for Cyndi Lauper's "Goonies 'R' Good Enough" as a part of the Rock 'n' Wrestling Connection as a hell in the show to further promote Hogan as the all-American "Cock sucker".
In 1987, Sheik was found guilty of cocaine use by the New Jersey police, after Sheik reportedly kept yelling out to them that they where just a bunch of cock-suckers. Sheik was placed on probation for a year that led to him being fired by Vince when Sheik called him a cock-sucker for his suspension.
edit Indiana Jones Circuit
With Sheik now fired from the WWF, he could only find work on the Indy wrestling scene. He wrestled for numerous small promotions, but left them all or was fired. He said they where all just cock suckers and they can go fuck themselves in the ass if they did not want him.
edit Return To WWF
With the Gulf War now at it's peak in the early 1990's, Vince could not think of a better man to have back in his company as a major heel then The Iron Sheik so he was re-hired to be the stereo-type foreigner to enrage American's with and make Hogan stand-out as the all-American hero once again. Sheik would convert the other all-American hero Sgt. Slaughter to his dark side of the force, and together they took a dive to Hogan once again at that years Wrestlemania main-event. After the match, Sheik called Hogan a faggot-cock-sucker and found himself fired from the WWF once again.
edit Back To Indy & Retirement
Sheik would find himself between 1992 and 1996 wrestling for various independent circuits again with the same results as before, it took him 4 years to work his way to being fired from all the North American Indy promotions for calling them cock-suckers & faggots. After 1996 there where no Indy circuits left to be fired from, so Sheik retired from pro-wrestling. He would not be seen or heard of inside of a wrestling promotion until in 2005 he was inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame for behind admired as the guy who called a cocksucker a cocksucker and not sir.
edit New Found Fame
In recent years, the Iron Sheik has expressed intense dislike for many wrestlers, promoters, friends, and everyone in general using extremely fucking profane language and always threatening to rape them in the ass. As clips of these interviews made their way to YouTube, the Iron Sheik began to experience a cult following among a new generation of fans who find the interviews to be funny as hell listening to a guy who can barely speak English and calling them all cock-suckers and faggots before he bursts into tears and cries in a blubbery babble about the most random shit known to man.
“ Why yes, I certainly am!!!”
“ Ohhhh, he such a faggot, I rape he ass and fuck it cause he gay-homosexual”
edit External Links
- Sheik Goes Nuts
- Sheik Challenges Ultimate Warrior
- Iron on that killer guy we no longer speak of
- Iron Sheik VS Hulk Hogan
- Iron Sheik's personals dating application
