Iraq Civil War (video game)
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*ISIS captures Fallujah*
Nuri fuck u sunni
Sunni fuck u Nuri
ISIS invades western and northern Iraq
USA WE WILL FIGHT ISIS
USA WE WILL DESTROY THEM AND KILL THEM
USA WE WILL FIX IRAQ AND GET RID OF ISIS
USA did an airstrike against the Iraqi Army. 0.1 damage caused.
*Nuri has left the game*
USA ISIS ARE NOTHING NOW BECAUSE WE EXIST
USA did an airstrike against the Iraqi People. 0 damage caused
*Haidoori cute has joined the game*
USA ISIS WILL BE DEAD
USA bombs the desert. 0 damage caused.
*Haidoori cute recaptures half of Iraq*
USA WE WILL INVADE ISIS
USA bombs an unknown place. 0 damage caused.
Haidoori cute wtf america
USA WE WILL... fight ISIS..?
USA Wait, ISIS is still in Syr- I mean, WE WILL FIGHT ISIS AND DESTROY
USA Well, I need to leave I guess...
*USA has left the game*
*The Server has been closed.*