IPod Floppy

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“I'm gonna break your little tiny toy!!”

~ Mr. T on ipod floppy

“What the hell?”

~ iPod on looking at an iPod floppy

“It's the iPod gone flacid?”

~ Oscar Wilde, upon hearing of the iPod floppy

“Goddamn it...”

~ Commonly used words to describe when breaking

“On ePod Floopy, music plays YOU!!”

~ Russian TV commercial on the iPod floppy

iPod floopy is a hammer floppy shit designed for losers and something to laugh at from iApple iInc Just put it in and- oh FUCK

Contents 1 Specifications 2 iDRM and DiskCopy Protection 3 Newer Versions? WTF! 4 Pop Culture References

[edit] Specifications

You can have tons of songs at a maximum bitrate of 16Kbps, including Album Covers, or you can watch your favorite podcasts and movies. The sound quality is outstanding, since you can connect it to a Bose Station, that costs more than the iPod itself, and you can hear what real music sounds like! With the touch of a button you can check the calendars, change settings(duh), view your storage and much more. It can break easily! Yay!

Like its predecessors iPod yocto and iPod 200GB, the iPod Floppy redefines what portable music and multimedia really are. For people who really don't care how many GigaBytes of space it needs, and who just want to have something to which to listen or watch, this is the perfect choice. Having 1.44MB of space, it provides doubles the storage of the single or double density floppy. If you purchase the OMGWTFBBQ! iPod Floppy, you can get as many songs as you want (yes, that is infinity space). Apple introduced OMGWTFBBQ! compression technology one month after the release of Windows Vista. Of course, everyone knows that Apple's technology is just a ripoff of the OMG! compression technology in Windows Vista. Although, even if you buy the OMGWTFBBQ! iPod Floppy, you will still be limited to 16Kbps due to the limited processing power. However, the best feature of the iPod Floppy is drag and drop music. THAT'S RIGHT! If you can find a computer with a floppy drive, you simply drag and drop the files, no iTunes needed! If you do not have a floppy drive, Apple will happily sell you the floppy dock for only $150,000,000.00 extra. All the floppy dock is, is a USB floppy drive with an Apple logo decal on it (obviously covering the original maker), that will only work with the iPod Floppy due to a Plutonian sourcecode. However Apple wasn't smart enough to extend the battery life of 59 minutes and 58.5 seconds.

[edit] iDRM and DiskCopy Protection

As with all previous iThings, this model incorporates Digital Rights Management, a scheme aimed at ensuring the device is not used to promote Digital Wrongs, such as, for example, the making of backups.

The way this works is as follows: On insertion into a computer, the iFloppy will attempt to auto-run the iChoonz installer. If this succceeds, the iFloppy will now pwn your computer, and will disable the DISKCOPY command. If it this action fails (for example if the owner has sneakily disabled autorun) then a small pyrotechnic charge will be fired, melting the clips which retain the metal shutter. This releases the metal shutter into the computer's floppy drive, where the spring-loaded sides expand to firmly grip the sides of the slot. Removal of the iFloppy now leaves the shutter irremovably lodged in the drive, preventing the insertion of any further memory-devices into what is obviously a computer being used for illegal copying.

[edit] Newer Versions? WTF!

There are more generations of the iPod Floppy (and the OMGWTFBBQ! version), the last one being the 100,000,000,000th-gen (the anniversary edition), which has the same functions as the first one but includes a sleek and more beautiful design, and an extended battery life of 1 hour and 30 seconds.

[edit] Pop Culture References

The iPod Floppy was a main thing in the short educational movie Don't Copy That Floppy.

Ipod floppy is acculy better than Ipod CD