Iowa State University
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Iowa State University is a something-grant university in Ames, Iowa, a western suburb of Chicago.
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[edit] Education
The university offers a number of educational programs, most notably
- Being inferior to the University of Iowa.
- People who like ISU either attended the university or have had family members attend. People who like the Hawkeyes have no idea why, except that they want to actually try to be successful and become cool; then they attend the University of Iowa just because they like the football team, but don't get a degree either because they become even more worthless or get flooded out.
[edit] Demographics
Ames, Iowa is home to a majority minority population. Eskimos make up the largest segment with 78% followed by Chinese Hispanic non islanders with 43%.
[edit] Sports
The university has a number of sports teams.
[edit] Recreation
Looking forward to their yearly football game against their eastern Iowa rival and generally giving up on the rest of the season. The wrestling team, which also doubles as the cauliflower suppliers for the cafeteria dining centers has been a top program for over half a century.
