Invisible Mosquitos
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Have you ever been walking down the street and suddenly you could swear something has landed on your neck. When you check there's nothing there. You have been victimized by the Invisible Mosquitos.
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[edit] The Natural Habitat of Invisible Mosquitos
Invisible Mosquitos can be found anywhere and everywhere. Well, they can't be found, really. More like felt. Anyway, the point is that they can strike anytime. Since they are invisible, very few photos have been taken of them, of course. But everyone has been bit by one at sometime. They are very common in crowded places such as malls, restaraunts, political speeches, and concerts. They also live in your basement. So, whenever your fucking around with the heater and you feel something on your neck, it's not the boogeyman, it's probably some Invisible Mosquitos ready to devour your flesh. Either way, you'll die.
[edit] Feeding Habits
Naturally, Invisible Mosquitos drink blood much like normal mosquitos. Except, if left untended for a long amount of time, they'll liquidate and eat your brains. No more, no less. They usually attack in swarms and almost always make you look like an ass in public when your swatting at the air screaming like a retard. Some have been noted to swarm an entire crowd of people and eat them all alive.
[edit] How to get away from them
START sucking, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
[edit] Prey of the Invisble Mosquitos
Everyone and everything.
[edit] Natural Predators of the Invisible Mosquitos
There are only a few natural predators of the Invisible Mosquitos. Their main predators are Grues. Clinjas are also very good at maintaining Invisble Mosquito populations. Both of these will likely kill you first though, since you are not invisible.
[edit] Ways to dispose of Invisible Mosquitos
Since they are invisible, it is very hard to dispose of them. There are a few methods.
- 1. Take a flamethrower and fire everywhere around you (if you don't mind criminal charges).
- 2. Stop, drop and roll (this will only delay the mosquitos and most likely will piss them off).
- 3. Start swatting like crazy (although this will do nothing, it will at least make you somewhat amusing before you die).
- 4. Call Glenn Danzig. Although he'll be busy biting of the heads of emo kids, you should probably meet him before you die.
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"What? I didn't hear anything"
— Voldemort when Chuck Norris spoke his name
