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│ @ WWW File  Edit  View  Go  Window  Help                                                                                13:37   │
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│║│■ UnNews    ││ │■ 1. WTF is a GUI?│                                                                   │▓║░                     │
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│║┌────────────┐│ │■ 2. Who Cares?   │                                                                   │▓║░                     │
│║│■ The Dump  ││ │  ■ 2.1 Not Me    │                                                                   │▓║░                     │
│║│■ Chatroom  ││ │■ 3. Famous GUIs  │                                                                   │▓║░                     │
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│║┌────────────┐│ WTF is a GUI?                                                                          │▓║░                     │
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│║│└──────────┘││     A GUI (pronounced 'gooey') is a small animal that lives inside of each and every   │▓║░                     │
│║└────────────┘│ monitor. GUIs have a varied diet that consist of word processors, operating systems,   │▓║░                     │
│║┌────────────┐│ first person shooters, and carrot cake. GUI's rank number 2 on the most dangerous      │▓║░                     │
│║│Fr33 V1aGr4!││ animals to geeks (they rank between the Grue [#1] and the Jock [#3]).                  │▓║░                     │
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│║│Iz ur p3n0r ││     Photographs of GUIs are very rare, often they are pictured in 'screenshots'these   │▓║░                     │
│║│uber limp?  ││ 'screenshots' are often passed around on BBSes, IRC Channels, and Instant Messages.    │▓║░                     │
│║│            ││ these 'screenshots' are often taken in order to appease the GUI    ┌─────────────────┐ │▓║░                     │
│║│Even wen u  ││ if the GUI is unhappy the user can experience long painfull 'b-    │┌───────────────┐│ │▓║░                     │
│║│haev t3h sex││ lue screens of death'. More advance users often prevent this by    ││ ┌──────┐      ││ │▓║░                     │
│║│wit women?  ││ pressing hard on the 'Ctrl + Alt + Del' keys rapidly.              ││ ├──────┤      ││ │▓║░                     │
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│║│Den u n33d  ││     Taking 'screenshots' often will reduce the amount of bleed-    ││ └──────┘      ││ │▓║░                     │
│║│sUm V1aGr4! ││ ing you experience in the fingers.                                 │├───┬───────────┤│ │▓║░                     │
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│║│  Only $25  ││ G                                                                  │A 'Screenshot'   │ │▓║░                     │
│║│            ││     'G' is the First letter in GUI, so it should be treated wi-    └─────────────────┘ │▓║░                     │
│║│goooooooogle││ h the most respect. Failure to repsect the G can result in severe gunshot wounds to    │▓║░                     │
│║└────────────┘│ the chest.                                                                             │▼║░                     │
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