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“Why can't a man be beautiful and intelligent at the same time? Because he'd be a dolphin.”
~ Mike Krüger on men
“You found me!”
~ Leroy M. Cohen

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Error 418: Intelligent men cannot be found!


The intelligent men you are looking for do not appear to be available at this time.

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  • Give up and settle for one that isn't completely demented.
  • Go to the closest library and begin coughing, people should come to ssshhh you. One may be a man.

"Sane, sexy or smart, pick one: cause you're never going to see all three in a man!" - Oscar Wilde



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