# Insane

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“I'm not Insane!!! ...My reality is just a little different to yours”
~ Dave Lewis on his mental state
“I reject your reality, and substitute my own!”
~ Adam Savage on going insane
“If you don't stop looking at me like that, then I'll have no other option to cut you off”
~ An insane guy on his hand
“How can you say I am going insane?? You were hanging out with me all these years! *Cries deeply* I AM NOT FUCKING INSANE!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! I'LL MURDER YOU!!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING I'M INSANE!? YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOU'RE THE INSANE ONE FOR SAYING THAT MY LAST SETENCE DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!!GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! FUCK NO!!! I DON'T FUCKING USE THE FUCKING FUCK WORD AND ITS FUCKING DERIVANTS TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO GO TO AN ASYLUM BASTARD!!!!”
~ My ex-girlfriend on me when I told her that she was going insane.

## Preface

OMG GIANT PANDA TACO :D oh wait NO NO NO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *fades into unconsciousness*

## ONE MANS STRUGGLE IS ANOTHERS POTATO

so it was, until the grues came one day, out of the blue. And by out of the blue I mean out of my right foot. They marched into the land of Nod with a vengeance, laying waste to the area and planting crops of LSD in neat rows, then throwing my Panda brethren left and right for no reason other that the destruction of my beloved homeland.

I swore then, that I would inflict the same fate upon them.

So, to begin, I summoned a Daemon of 4chan , Charles Manson, Obama, and 953,000 copies of you to the stage of the theater what was inhabited with anthropomorphic rats to do battle with the forces of grue that had attacked the land of nod what was inhabited with the panda and thus we come to this article right here, with me in a straitjacket, looking at you...aren't you tasty?

## What is Insane?

Insane is an expression used by locals in the of the town of Sane to describe themselves with relation to the rest of the world. A state of mind that usually brings on the illusion that there is someone out there, be it God, the FBI or just some random person who is trying to rob, rape, pillage and plunder the quiet town of Sane. The town being a metaphor for one's own comfort zone of everything they believe to be true, or measuring up to r.e.a.l.i.t.y.. Being Insane, you can experience such things as seeing hippos and elephants jumping on the couch, or frogs saying "Burn the House' and they always listen. Always. A man I once knew said, "Once an insane man came up to me and said, "Why did someone decide to smash your face in with a banjo?" I was farley insulted, so I took a whack at him and he actually thanked me for it." Being insane can be caused by being Drunk , or taking too many drugs. Also, one could refer to someone as being Dom, in which case one would b referring to dom le crazed madman, and one would be inferring that one is insane-lost all sanity. Gus is insane. Gus Peterson is the weirdest guy ever. He drinks too much beer. WHY IS HE SO?!! If you see Gus Peterson be aware, he WILL harm you. He will probably shove tobacco down your throat, and maybe even up your butthole. Run away!!! But Riese was also insane andd wanted to marry him... he also humped a couch

What an aewsmoe way to explain thisnow I know everything!

## Some Insane Speech

Some words of an insane person:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

"The only one in here is... ABCDEFG!!!!! Woah, look a random gerbil."

"I think therefore I am insane"

"Metallica's St. Anger was better than Katy Perrys and Justin Biebers music combined...Did I say pie cow?"

"Justin Bieber has good music!"

"Rabbits don't eat fish! They don't!!!!! WHY WON'T THEY EAT THE FISH!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!"

"Y'know, Joining this furry fandom doesn't seem like a bad idea, y'know?"

"Y'know, Joining this brony brigade doesn't seem like a bad idea, y'know?"

"Isn't Spam the most delicious thing ever?!"

"ROFLOLMAO.....that cake said my name"

"That's how bad farts are compared to fucking!"

"UDADA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! ZA WARUDO! TOKEO TOMAE, KIRAE! Soshte tokewa mokida. RODOTA DATA! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

"Wibble"

"Dumptruck thinks its running up the assramp!!! =D"

"I am the GOVNA OF CALIFORNIA, YAH"

"I feel very deeply about the need to respect and tolerate people of different social - or sexual orientation. But at the same time, I believe marriage should be preserved as an institution for one man and one woman."

"NO!!! YOU'RE A STRAIGHT ELF WEARING A FAG HAT!"

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

".........................................Oh Pilgrim....Grey....."

"Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato. Now what is it kiddies?"

"A potato."

"WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASYUUASIDAJASDPPOHSOPMSM DBV A!!!!!!"

"i herd u leik mudkipz"

"zzzzzzzzz...Bitch YOU MOVE OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR!!! You gawn stand there like some kinda...sweaty stack of pancakes!...and the...zzzzzzzzzzzz shit, man, I'm mofugghin will feed yo dog the rest of my biscuit, Ion'tgivefuck he gets the sugar shits all over my rug!!!...and I gah... zzzzzzzzzzzzz...a curse on Moors and saracens. Were it not for their ungodly ways, Rockin Robin would never have left!...zzzzzzzz...sheedlydeedlydee...zzzzzzzzz.....shit it's rough, man. I don't know where to start or where to begin, man."

"Hey why don't we go to Zimbabwe for our holidays this year?

"Hello, oh Great Master!! How did you know I was there? Oh, I know, you are the one that was there. Do you like papa new guinie oh i don't. I hate America. Its got too many elephants walking around... Goodnight!"

"Fly shoo bother fly me oh damn these bother fly me oh man I hate fly I smack them and then I run because it come to sting me because oh no it a bee wasp what doooo I doooo? I run for my life!! ahhh mummy mammy! help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee then I ok because I pass out and it fly away."

"Daddy?... Can I buy a duck? No son!... The war is over... We dont have to worry no more..."

"I can hear babies churping in the apples! They want me to burn you!"

"Oh where has the gorbert gone too now?... Oh dear, it has taken my face.. ooooo!!

"Are you sure you haven't just glued a pixie to your ego and licked it????"

"The lump of priceless confetti looked at his best man and smiled. He had never seen such a great oath! The humanity!"

"I think Warren G. Harding was an EXCELLENT president"

"YOGER?????????"

"AaaaaaruUUUGUGHHHH OHMYGOD WAHT THE ---- AHAHAHAHAHWHATSTHATLITTELBIRDINTHEWinDOWAAHAHAHAHAHHiONEsawAFUCKINGMANDIEAHHAHEHAJAKSKKUGH!"

"Look, its the rare gray wobbler bird there very rare I hate the ------------- lets beat the shit out of it"

"Potato skins can cause...HOLY CRAAP SHIT MONKYS" "Awww, there are gut's all over the floor man. Pick those up---oh, thats right YOU AREN'T REAL D: -Blows up-"

"I have a Potato story!!!!"

"It's my pencil! You can't have the pencil! MY PENCIL IS BETTER BECAUSE OF THE SYPHILLIS!!!!"

"My daddy is going to beat up your waffle good, you just what you goddamn English muffin man!"

"Do you want a popsicle.....wait i forgot i don't have any.......whats your name again????

"YABBA... MY... ICING!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Duff Boy Two...Golden EHHHHHHHHH?"

"EAT YAH PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSLAAAAAAY!"

"I just punched my own face so bad that it melted and went up my anus, so now i wear myself as a mask and it's very uncomfortable because that dog has been looking at me all night and i thing I'm about to be stabbed by Buddha and his evil henchmen. AAARGH the sky keep throwing little droplets of water at me and we all know that water is bad for witches. Hi Yogi bear how's everything hanging? I hate both whites and blacks! everyone should be given small ducks for Christmas..." (we couldn't use the whole quote due to length issues.)

"I once had a kayak that i stored my collection of hedgehog genitails in... but it fucking capsized because I went on another episode and kicked it into the lake. I was rather sad, until I decided to go and piss on my neighbor's lawn mower. That was fun. But afterwards, he came out of his house and began chasing me with his sling full of dead babies, so i decided to cockslap his dog, but that didnt help because his dog bit off my wee-wee and ate it, so i had no choice but to crawl up his ass and find it so i could screw it back on and be able to piss on that lawnmower again."

"Do you remember the lily pad where i would turn on jet city and you would fly, fly away into another dimension of sorts? Yes, you have entered the realm of a fantastical loony mayonnaise who likes to despair within the yogurt. Oh yes, a master plot has been devised so that you vermin can run along with the rest of us, scouring away at the fecal matter below the temperal lobe of the normalities. Isn’t your egg salad the one that I ate when the cool air went up the ventilation shaft?"

"I like cheese, and cake, but I want you more and computers are awesome, but the Tyrannosaurus just came and ate my do you like waffles, because waffles tasted better than trampolines but then Mars came and shot up on some steak while in the meantime Superman was watching T.V. while eating a Bob the builder jumped up out of an airplane while King Elizabeth was eating wires in the third stage of alcoholism is a bad thing, because it can hurt other bacteria in the Jurassic period of time in which The Jeff, was boundin' boundin' and reboundin' up and down main street while the Secretary was blowing a hot air baloon took off in Africa and my son wanted to be a doctor so he went to Clown School and then some TADA!!!!!! Take that you stupid cyborgs you can't get me!!! DIE!!! You'll always take me alive!!! Don't eat the fish!!!..."

"MY MOTHER HAS A PENIS, TOO!!!!!!"

"This one time, I saw a Xbox employ 1,337 diesel engines! It was so incredible that I sanctified myself! And then, it went, 'My name is Hotadmin4u69! You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?', and I'm like, 'I don't know!' and it's like 'Well, blast my archangel! That means that you can baste 13 mice!' and then I'm like 'Cool.' Then it said 'Yep,' and it suffocated into a vat full of milk and as it went under it said 'Eek!' and I'm like 'Haha, sucks to be you!' and I guess he didn't like that, because then he turned into a $99999999^{9999999^{9999999^{9999999^{999999^999999999999999 googolplexians}}}}$-foot tall gibbon and then he piloted my eyeball and then I'm like 'Darn.'"

"SPEHHS MEHRINNS, TODAY, THE DOOR, IS AT OUR ENEMIES"

"It's 2013 already! WHY DIDN'T WE INVENT THE FUCKING TIME MACHINE YET! WE NEED TO SAVE THE DINOSAURS!"

### Insane mutterings

The insane state of mind has often provoked people in such a way as to make them produce strange, hostile noises:

"Waggga waggga wagga!"

"Hurdy Gurdy, Bork! Bork! Bork!"

"Ooh ee, ah-ah-ah ping pang wanna wanna ting tang"

"Ni, pang, and nuuuu womp!"

"Noo-kyoo-ler."

"Vote for ME!"

"Lyndon LaRouche for 2012!'

"Eepie Sheepie"

"Waaaaaaaagh da orks!"

"Could you very kindly, please pass this?, and the kitten huffing bowl when you are done with it."

"qwerty"

"Bam Bas Bat, Bamus Bais Bant!"

"Tingle, Tingle, kooloo-limpah!"

"PENIS LLAMMA'S"

"Mrrraaaaaaeeta"

"BWAHA!"

"Bo Bis Bit, Bimus Bitis Bunt!"

"CHICKENS!!!"

"No" said Gus

## Where is Sane/How do I get to Sane?

Sane is a town located just within the borders of the State of Mind

When asked for directions to his humble town, one local was quoted as saying: "Where is Sane?" To which the answer was: "That's easy, just take Dull Road past Reasonable Conclusions Boulevard to the state line. Just don't think you can take the freeway. It's completely screwballed."

The quaint town of Sane is located at the crossroad between Reality and Phiction. It is quite close to the main stream, but as the locals say: “You can’t be In Sane and in the Main Stream at the same time.”

This map shows the town of Sane, the crossroad is the only way in or out of town and it gets a lot of traffic. The locals believe this is why it's so upset.

## Does it have something to do with Insanity?

No, though puns have been recovered in Sane that have drifted across the Sea Of Righteous Fire from Insanity. In ancient times, the small town of Sane was once called Wisdom and Knowledge until a great fire ripped through the city on account of a resident from Insane who proclaimed himself emperor and burned down their library; robbing them of all their recorded documentation of know-how. Another citizen of Insane later came and played a magic flute that led all the the rats into the Main Stream; robbing them of their test subjects. Those few accounts seem to have some relations to Insanity, however vague it may seem.

in order to become insane, contribute to this artical, o by teh way, reise is dumb, saiz gus.

## Major exports

Nuns (mainly cashew) and stoned cakes from the local factory Fruitcakes in Sane. It is also the home town of most of the world’s politicians who were brought up in the town's surrounding rural areas where the animals also produce some of the highest quality Horse Manure in the world.

## Biographical info on the Township of Sane

It is well known by neighbouring towns that the Town of Sane has no collective sense of humour. It is also common knowledge that the people in the town of Sane have the worst parties, compared to the parties from other towns In Mind. The town's net population is just over 9,000. 95% of the people living in Sane are politically moderate, with the remaining 5% split between moderate right wing and moderate left wing. The town's four major industries are the manufacture of saltine crackers, Horse Manure, nuts, and politicians.

Uncyclopedia is hosted by Wikicities which is located in Sane.

## Truth

No sane person will ever accomplish great things. People who think 42 is just a random number are insane perfectly bananas. The technical justifications or "zuberdguirfen" as they're called in my home country of Nova Butthurtt illustrate why 42 answers my questions about dogs:

THE TRUTH IS THAT I REALLY DID THROW A POTATO MANDARIN AT A CYBAL MONKEE, I AM SORRY IT WAS JUST STARING AT ME AND I JSUT WHIPPED OUT MY HAND "THE PAHTYTA IS A PAINFULS!!!" MY POTATO WILL RUIN YOUR POTATTO YOUR NUBSET

## Top 10 Record Breaking Cases

1-Boxxy: Born Bat-Fuck-Insane. This is the most hyperactive bitch on earth and it's NOT funny. 2-Coppercab: Born Souless and Mindfucked, jealous of Boxxy for being on top of the list; oh, and for having a soul. 3-Nothing: Nothing is impossible therefore it must be more insane than Everything. 4-Everything: Example 'You' and 'Your World' 5-Stephanie: What sane person's life consists of Lazytown and Pedobear! ~6-Jesus: Marijuana Mindfuck Syndrome, unconfirmed. (MMS.) ~7-Ultra Jesus: As being known to be an amplified version of jesus he is also argued to be a better version of Jesus. 8-Adolf Hitler: Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein! 9-Charlie Sheen: To recent events, Charlie has become almost as Bat-Fuck Insane as the Bat-Fuck Insane Uncyclopedia Page x3. 10-OMFG ITS ME