Infinity

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“It's over 9000.”

~ Vegeta on Infinity

Infinity goes on forever. And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and... you get my point. Contrary to popular belief, Ving Rhames can actually count to infinity. In fact, he has already done so an infinite number of times.

edit What is it?

To get what "infinity" means, put your cursor over this sculpture and follow its path until you reach its end.

It's when something (mainly numbers) goes on forever without stopping. Can we make it any more clear? For example: 3.14159... oh, who cares?!!!!!!!!!!

edit What isn't it?

Let's look at the longest word in the English language; the chemical name for the chemical titin:

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylgluta mylglysylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylyalylthreonylleucylglcycylaspartylprolylglicylisoleucyglutamylgluta minlserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucyglutamylle ucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyserylaspartyprolylleucelalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisolleucyglutaminylaspa raginylalanythreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphen ylalanylglglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleuc ylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasbaraginylleucylvalylphenylalanylsparaginyyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglut amylphenylalanylyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallalanylaspart ylvalylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasp araginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartyspartyleucylle ucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyroslglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginlalanyl glycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvalylalan yllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparagimylalanylalanyprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenlalanylglycylisoleyucyls erylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylalspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylasoleucylse rylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylpronylglu tamyllysylmethionylluecylalanylalanyoeucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutamilylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine.

Yes, that's a long word. But it doesn't go on forever, so it's not infinity.

edit Can I count to infinity?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........... maybe. Many people tried to count that far, but nobody can. There actually is a contest where people try to count as far as they can. The current record is achieved by a man named Cory Williams, who got to 2,000 numbers! Take that, Chuck Norris. (Update: The person who wrote that has been killed mysteriously by a roundhouse kick to the face.)[I don't know what you're talking about. Due to Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks being so powerful, if you were to be hit by one then you no longer exist. So who is this Cory Williams you speak of? I've never heard of him](It's also stated that afterwards Chuck Norris again became the record holder for counting the highest, as is his rightful place since birth.)

Don't try to kill yourself by counting to infinity. Cory Williams already has the record.

edit The infinity symbol

edit See Also

• Infinite Loop
• Deja-vu
• Watch Cory Williams break the "infinity" record here.

edit This Article

This article is infinity, too. To do that, you need to start reading this article all over again. And just keep going... for, like... ever.

“It's over 9000.”

~ Vegeta on Infinity

Infinity goes on forever. And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and... you get my point. Contrary to popular belief, Ving Rhames can actually count to infinity. In fact, he has already done so an infinite number of times.

edit What is it?

To get what "infinity" means, put your cursor over this sculpture and follow its path until you reach its end.

It's when something (mainly numbers) goes on forever without stopping. Can we make it any more clear? For example: 3.14159... oh, who cares?!!!!!!!!!!

edit What isn't it?

Let's look at the longest word in the English language; the chemical name for the chemical titin:

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylgluta mylglysylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylyalylthreonylleucylglcycylaspartylprolylglicylisoleucyglutamylgluta minlserylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucylglutamylalanylglyclyalanylaspartylalanylleucyglutamylle ucylgluycylisoleucylproluylphenylalanyserylaspartyprolylleucelalanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisolleucyglutaminylaspa raginylalanythreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanylglycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphen ylalanylglglutamylmethionylleucyalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidylprolyuthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleuc ylglycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasbaraginylleucylvalylphenylalanylsparaginyyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglut amylphenylalanylyltyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalylspartylserylvalylleucylvallalanylaspart ylvalylprolylvalvlglutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalalrginylglutaminylalanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasp araginylvalylalalprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolyprolylaspartylalanylaspartylaspartyspartyleucylle ucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyroslglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginlalanyl glycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglutamylasparaginylarginylanylalanylleucylprolylleucylaspaaginylhistidylleucylvalylalan yllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosylasparagimylalanylalanyprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenlalanylglycylisoleyucyls erylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylalspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylasoleucylse rylglycylserylalanylisoleucylbalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamylpronylglu tamyllysylmethionylluecylalanylalanyoeucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglutamilylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine.

Yes, that's a long word. But it doesn't go on forever, so it's not infinity.

edit Can I count to infinity?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........... maybe. Many people tried to count that far, but nobody can. There actually is a contest where people try to count as far as they can. The current record is achieved by a man named Cory Williams, who got to 2,000 numbers! Take that, Chuck Norris. (Update: The person who wrote that has been killed mysteriously by a roundhouse kick to the face.)[i don't know what your talking about. due to Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks being so powerfull. if you were to be hit by one then you no longer exist. so Who is this Cory Williams you speak of. i've never heard of him]

Don't try to kill yourself by counting to infinity. Cory Williams already has the record.

edit The infinity symbol

edit See Also

• Infinite Loop
• Deja-vu
• Watch Cory Williams break the "infinity" record here.

edit This Article

This article is infinity, too. To do that, you need to start reading this article all over again. And just keep going... for, like... ever.