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[[Image:Cowbell2.gif|thumb|right|300px|This unfortunate man is stuck in an infinite loop...]]
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[[File:Buffy maneuver thin.gif|thumb|right|300px|This unfortunate traumatized woman, unaware that [[Wikipedia:John Holmes (pornographic actor)|John Holmes]] did his business and left, is now stuck in an infinite loop...]]
 
[[Image:Hillary-and-Donald.gif|thumb|right|300px|...and so is [[Hillary Clinton]], [[scream]]ing at Donald Sutherland screaming at Hillary Clinton screaming at Donald Sutherland.]]
 
[[Image:Hillary-and-Donald.gif|thumb|right|300px|...and so is [[Hillary Clinton]], [[scream]]ing at Donald Sutherland screaming at Hillary Clinton screaming at Donald Sutherland.]]
[[Image:Infinite_loop_Miley.gif|thumb|right|Some actors, including [[Miley Cyrus]], get stuck in an infinite loop at the worst of times.]]
 
   
 
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Some scientists and astrologers say that the Universe is infinite, but this has been disproved due to the fact that it is far too big. But that sentence, if repeated forever by a civilization devoted to doing just that, would create an '''infinite loop''', a process as endless as a Slinky going down an escalator going up.
''Foreach (other use, see [[:Category:Infinite loop pages|Infinite loops]], use++).''<br>
 
 
{{q|In Soviet Russia, infinite loop gets stuck in YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU...|Russian Reversal|Infinite Loop}}
 
{{Q|You've got stuck in a moment, and now you can't get out of it.|U2|Infinite Loop}}
 
{{Q|{redo}|perl|infinite loop}}
 
<del>(i = 1; i > 0; i++)</del> - This is actually not an infinite loop, as depending on the data type of i, when it reaches its point of overflow it will revert to either 0 or some negative number.
 
 
Some people say the Universe is infinite but this has been disproved due to the fact it is far too confusing.
 
   
 
== Infinite Loop in [[Art]] ==
 
== Infinite Loop in [[Art]] ==
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Like the song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", but without any beer being taken down and passed around, any time you see lyrics where the '''Chorus''' includes the word '''Chorus''', it is an indication that the song is never-ending. Example:
   
Example: (sing aloud with great vigor)
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Chorus:
Chorus:
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*This is the song that never ends,
This is the song that never ends,
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*It keeps going on and on my friends!
It keeps going on and on my friends!
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*Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
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*Now they're singing it forever, forever just because!
Now they're singing it forever, forever just because
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*This is the song that never ends....."
This is the song that never ends....."
 
 
 
Chorus
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Chorus
   
== Infinite Loop in Engineering ==
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== Infinite Loop in Theater ==
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[[Groundhog Day]] (contrary to very popular belief) is not an Asian based Sex Trade travel agency nor the Montana-based terrorist sect named after a rodent. Rather it is a movie in which Thine God of Golf, Mr. [[Bill Murray]], plays a person who is so high on drugs (most likely LSD or that stuff you lick off toads) that he keeps waking up and running into a wall. Each day, when he awakens, he believes he has gone back in time and repeats yesterday in an '''Infinite Loop''' until he learns how to love, which is another infinite loop.
   
[[Image:Blue Ball Factory.gif|frame|right|If you stare intensively at this animation without break for about sixty years, it will turn into a painting of an old hag. It's true.]]
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[[Dr. Who]], in which a multi-lived character skips either merrily or way too seriously - depending on the actor whose body he is using - from one end of time to another. He catches up to himself from place to place, and usually drags along a cute female companion so he can show the stuff off to someone new. He knows that he's in an infinite loop, but tightens it around himself like a belt every time he recognizes it, thus evading all manner of hells and heavens on a path to himself. Reminds some of a grub, others, of "Quantum Leap" on steroids.
=== Standard ===
 
   
Example:
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==Sophisticated Infinite Loops==
<source lang="javascript">
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[[File:Hjghjh.gif|frame|center|This woman has been caught in an infinite loop at the very best time possible.]]
// JavaScript
 
for (var i = 0; i != 1.1; i++) {
 
alert ('In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU!!');
 
}
 
</source>
 
 
// ActionScript
 
for (var i = 0; i != 1.1; i++) {
 
trace ('In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU!!');
 
}
 
 
<source lang="php">
 
// PHP
 
for ($i = 0; $i != 1.1; $i++) {
 
echo 'In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU!!';
 
}
 
</source>
 
 
<source lang="java">
 
// Java
 
for ( ; ; ) {
 
System.out.println ("In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU!!");
 
}
 
</source>
 
 
// [[Limp Bizkit]] Java
 
while( true dat ){
 
Syztem.out.println("Keep");
 
fo (int sho = 0; sho < 4; sho++) {
 
Syztem.out.println ("rollin");
 
}
 
Syztem.out.println("WHAT?!");
 
}
 
 
/* C */
 
unsigned u;
 
for(;;)
 
printf("In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU!!\n");
 
 
// C++
 
while(1) {
 
std::cout << "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!\n";
 
}
 
 
--Lua
 
while true do
 
print("In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!")
 
end
 
 
; Scheme
 
(define (fu) (begin (display "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!") (fu)))
 
(fu)
 
 
' Visual Basic
 
Do
 
MsgBox "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!"
 
Loop
 
 
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
 
#perl
 
for (;;){print"In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!\n";}
 
 
#!/usr/bin/env python
 
# Python!
 
while True:
 
print "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops %s!!"%"YOU"*10
 
 
-- Haskell
 
putStr $ "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops " ++ cycle "YOU "
 
 
// ActionScript 3
 
for (var i:uint = 0; i == 0; i) {
 
trace("In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops");
 
for (var j:uint = 0; j >= 0; j++) {
 
trace(" YOU");
 
}
 
trace("ii");
 
}
 
 
:"TI-BASIC
 
:Disp "IN SOVIET
 
:Disp "RUSSIA, INFINITY
 
:Disp "LOOPS YOU YOU
 
:Lbl 0
 
:Disp "YOU YOU YOU YOU
 
:Goto 0
 
 
#!/bin/[[bash]]
 
[[echo]] -n "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops"
 
while [ time ]
 
do
 
echo -n " YOU"
 
done
 
[[rm|rm -rf * /]]
 
 
=== Sophisticated ===
 
[[File:Hjghjh.gif|frame|This woman has been caught in an infinite loop at the best time possible.;)]]
 
It is rumoured, that there are many other ways to loop in engineering. Some gurus claim they succeeded overheating their PC's and brains using such nonsense operations like "repeat", "do", "try", "while" or even bringing these statements in conncetion with "until", "each" etc.
 
 
Example:
 
 
' BASIC
 
10 PRINT "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU!!"
 
20 GOTO 10
 
 
@ REM Batch
 
@ ECHO OFF
 
ECHO In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU!!
 
%0
 
 
OR
 
 
@ REM Batch 2
 
@ ECHO OFF
 
:start
 
ECHO In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU!!
 
goto start
 
 
# ruby
 
loop { puts "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU!!" }
 
 
#!/usr/bin/env python
 
#keep calling itself
 
#python
 
def loop():
 
print "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU YOU YOU YOU!!"
 
loop()
 
 
loop()
 
# won't this cause a stack overflow?
 
 
#!/usr/bin/perl
 
{redo;}
 
 
# gnu assembler, compile on linux
 
.section .data
 
string : .ascii "In Soviet Russia, Infinity loops YOU\n"
 
strlen = . - string
 
 
.section .text
 
.global _start
 
_start:
 
movl $4,%eax
 
movl $1,%ebx
 
movl $string,%ecx
 
movl $strlen,%edx
 
int $0x80
 
jmp _start
 
 
== Infinite Loop in Theater ==
 
[[Groundhog Day]] (contrary to popular belief) is not an Asian based Sex Trade group nor the terrorist sect but rather a movie in which Thine God of Golf [[Bill Murray]] plays a person who is so high on drugs (most likely LSD) that he keeps waking up, and running into a wall. When he awakens, he believes he has gone back in time and repeats this in an '''Infinite Loop'''
 
   
 
== Infinite Loop in Nature ==
 
== Infinite Loop in Nature ==
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There are so many examples of infinite loops in the animal world that if we listed every one we'd never finish. Although the better scientific publications describe many cases of biological ''animal looping'', the primary research model focuses on the looping operations between an elephant and a mouse. The EleMaus Looping Model, designed by Prof. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr... (another sample of endless looping in science, as his degrees are exolegion) Schrosch Tsihnjbulsky of Germany's University of Essen. In 2008 he wrote the paper, or at least wrote on paper, which defines the following stages for genuine animal-oriented infinite looping:
   
There is a lot of examples of infinite loops in the animal world as well. Although different scientific publications describe many cases of ''animal looping'', the primary research is focused on the looping operations between an elephant and a mouse. The EleMaus Looping Model designed by Prof. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr... (''red. notice:'' another sample of endless looping in science) Schrosch Tsihnjbulsky from the University of Essen in [[Germany]] defines following stages for the animal-oriented infinite looping:<br><br>
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#Take an elephant
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#Take a mouse
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#Put the mouse into the proboscis of the elephant
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#Stick the proboscis of the elephant into the anus of another elephant
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#Run the selected mouse through the bodies of the two elephants.
   
1) '''T'''ake an elephant,<br>
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This is called '''symbiosis''' between two species. The elephants and mouse, on the other hand, wouldn't be so kind in describing their predicament.
2) '''T'''ake a mouse,<br>
 
3) '''P'''ut the selected mouse into the proboscis of the selected elephant,<br>
 
4) '''S'''tick the selected proboscis of the selected elephant into the anus of the selected elephant,<br>
 
5) '''R'''un the selected mouse.<br><br>
 
   
The simple, but effective EleMaus model, also called TTPSR-ENLM-1421DIN_C/43-12a-ISO9OOO-45EPv69 for simplification, describes simple symbiotic relations between two species in the animal world and can easily be transferred to other similar situations.
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Another recent discovery in infinite loops has been made by reading [[Dr.Seuss]]. This is called, the '''Cat Sandwich Effect''' The following steps are required to obtain said infinite loop:
   
Another recently developed discovery in infinite loops has been made by reading [[Dr.Seuss]] Books. This is called, the '''Cat Sandwich Effect''' The following steps are required to obtain said infinite loop.
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#Take a cat
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#Take a piece of toast (buttered, slightly browned)
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#Tie the bread (butterside up) to the cat's feet
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#Drop the cat/toast mixture from a very high point.
   
1) '''T'''ake a cat<br>
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Since bread always lands butter side down, as everyone knows, and since cats always land on their feet, as [[dogs]] know, you get an infinite loop. Keeping said floating cat in this state of infinite looping will create a black hole eventually, just for the sake of quantum uniformity.
2) '''T'''ake a piece of toast (buttered, and slightly brown, almost mulatto)<br>
 
3) '''T'''ie the bread(butterside up) to the cat's feet<br>
 
4) '''D'''rop the cat/toast mixture out of a very high point<br>
 
   
Since bread always lands butter side down, and since cats always land on their feet, you get an infinite loop. Keeping said floating cat in a state of infinite looping will create a black hole.
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See also: [[Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats]].
 
See also [[Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats]].
 
   
 
== Infinite Loop in Daily Life ==
 
== Infinite Loop in Daily Life ==
 
[[Image:Rotundas_sinal.jpg|thumb|right|Infinite loop in traffic]]
 
[[Image:Rotundas_sinal.jpg|thumb|right|Infinite loop in traffic]]
Another good explanation of the term "infinite loop" can provide daily situations. Following will describe many possible routines, that may be applied to the infinite loop in practice.
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More good examples of the "infinite loop" can be found in daily situations.
 
Infinite loops were thought to exist at one point in the human heart making you invincible, but then Chuck Norris ripped it outta God and ate it, ever since, we die eventualy. Except for Chuck Norris! All Hail Chuck Norris!!!!!
 
   
 
=== Situation 1 ===
 
=== Situation 1 ===
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You can experience infinite loop by using both your mobile and stationary phone. Take the cellular in one hand, and dial the stationary... Pick up the stationary and put it to your ear. Then shout very loudly "Infinite loop, come to me!!!" and you will hear yourself shouting it, forever if need be.
You can experience infinite loop by using your both mobile and stationary phone. Take the cellular in one hand and dial the stationary... Pick up the stationary and put it on your ear. You will probably hear some noises then, but never mind... Then shout loudly something like "Infinite loop, come to me!!!" and you will definitely hear strong feedbacks in the background. Your head may heat up and [[A_splode| a splode]], so be careful!
 
   
 
=== Situation 2 ===
 
=== Situation 2 ===
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Put two mirrors in front of each other.
   
Another good impression of what actually infinite looping is can be delivered by putting two mirrors in front of each other. <s>This situation has no practical use and will not be further discussed in detail.</s>
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The smart-heads from [[NASA]] actually found a practical use for this. Just put two or more mirrors reflecting each other and fire a laser flashlight on one of them. The perpetual energy produced by this light is used to power the International Space Station!
 
The smart-heads from [[NASA]] actually found a practical use for this. Just put two or more mirrors reflecting each other and fire a flashlight to one of them. Free light, wheee! That should lower your energy bill.
 
 
One use for this infinite loop is seeing the back of your head. You have to position it just right, but it works. Another use is tricking morons into thinking you have a clone army ready for the republic to use (trust me I know from experience dude!), with 10, 000 more troops on the way, but this is cruel to the moron and doesn't always work. '''Please avoid doing the same with [[Jehovah's Witness|Jehovah's Witnesses]]!!!'''
 
   
 
=== Situation 3 ===
 
=== Situation 3 ===
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[[Image:Infinite_loop_Miley.gif|thumb|right|The bodies of work of some actors, such as [[Miley Cyrus|Miley]], are examples of an infinite loop.]]
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Take a video camera, especially an old one from the 1980s. Make sure it's recording, and that the recording is showing on your television. Point the video camera at the television. Never leave that spot.
   
The advanced method of learning infinite loop by practice requires hi-tech audio equipment. Switch the microphone to the device and bring it to the frontal side of you speaker. You will surely experience unique effect of acoustic infinite looping. You can also apply this knowledge to the approach already discussed in this article (see [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Infinite_loop#Infinite_Loop_in_Art here]) by simultaneous singing.
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==Hey, See also:==
 
=== Situation 4 ===
 
Take a video camera, especially an old one from the 1980s or 1990s. Make sure it is recording, and that the recording is showing on your television. Now point the video recorder at your television. This can be proven true in the movie Spaceballs. Go ahead and Google it, i know I'll win, you'll lose. I'm right, try me! If you don't have a video camera, stand between two full length mirrors arranged parallel to each other, to get a similar effect.
 
 
=== Situation 5 ===
 
Click [[Infinite loop#Situation_5|here]].
 
 
 
=== Situation 6 ===
 
 
When slinky meets escalator = OMG INFINITE FUN!!!
 
 
=== Situation 7 ===
 
This is false.
 
 
=== Situation 8 ===
 
[http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cache%3Almgtfy.com]
 
 
==See Also==
 
 
 
*[[Infinite loop|Infinite Loop]]
 
*[[Infinite loop|Infinite Loop]]
 
 
*[[Redirection]]
 
*[[Redirection]]
 
 
*[[Recursion]]
 
*[[Recursion]]
 
 
*[[Computer]]
 
*[[Computer]]
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*[[Catch-22|Catch-a-22]]
*[[Catch-22]]
 
 
 
*[[Game:Infinite Loop|Infinite Loop - The Game]]
 
*[[Game:Infinite Loop|Infinite Loop - The Game]]
 
 
*[[Déjà vu]]
 
*[[Déjà vu]]
   
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Latest revision as of 12:00, January 26, 2014

Buffy maneuver thin
This unfortunate traumatized woman, unaware that John Holmes did his business and left, is now stuck in an infinite loop...
Hillary-and-Donald
...and so is Hillary Clinton, screaming at Donald Sutherland screaming at Hillary Clinton screaming at Donald Sutherland.
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Some scientists and astrologers say that the Universe is infinite, but this has been disproved due to the fact that it is far too big. But that sentence, if repeated forever by a civilization devoted to doing just that, would create an infinite loop, a process as endless as a Slinky going down an escalator going up.

edit Infinite Loop in Art

Like the song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", but without any beer being taken down and passed around, any time you see lyrics where the Chorus includes the word Chorus, it is an indication that the song is never-ending. Example:

Chorus:

  • This is the song that never ends,
  • It keeps going on and on my friends!
  • Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
  • Now they're singing it forever, forever just because!
  • This is the song that never ends....."

Chorus

edit Infinite Loop in Theater

Groundhog Day (contrary to very popular belief) is not an Asian based Sex Trade travel agency nor the Montana-based terrorist sect named after a rodent. Rather it is a movie in which Thine God of Golf, Mr. Bill Murray, plays a person who is so high on drugs (most likely LSD or that stuff you lick off toads) that he keeps waking up and running into a wall. Each day, when he awakens, he believes he has gone back in time and repeats yesterday in an Infinite Loop until he learns how to love, which is another infinite loop.

Dr. Who, in which a multi-lived character skips either merrily or way too seriously - depending on the actor whose body he is using - from one end of time to another. He catches up to himself from place to place, and usually drags along a cute female companion so he can show the stuff off to someone new. He knows that he's in an infinite loop, but tightens it around himself like a belt every time he recognizes it, thus evading all manner of hells and heavens on a path to himself. Reminds some of a grub, others, of "Quantum Leap" on steroids.

edit Sophisticated Infinite Loops

Hjghjh
This woman has been caught in an infinite loop at the very best time possible.

edit Infinite Loop in Nature

There are so many examples of infinite loops in the animal world that if we listed every one we'd never finish. Although the better scientific publications describe many cases of biological animal looping, the primary research model focuses on the looping operations between an elephant and a mouse. The EleMaus Looping Model, designed by Prof. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr... (another sample of endless looping in science, as his degrees are exolegion) Schrosch Tsihnjbulsky of Germany's University of Essen. In 2008 he wrote the paper, or at least wrote on paper, which defines the following stages for genuine animal-oriented infinite looping:

  1. Take an elephant
  2. Take a mouse
  3. Put the mouse into the proboscis of the elephant
  4. Stick the proboscis of the elephant into the anus of another elephant
  5. Run the selected mouse through the bodies of the two elephants.

This is called symbiosis between two species. The elephants and mouse, on the other hand, wouldn't be so kind in describing their predicament.

Another recent discovery in infinite loops has been made by reading Dr.Seuss. This is called, the Cat Sandwich Effect The following steps are required to obtain said infinite loop:

  1. Take a cat
  2. Take a piece of toast (buttered, slightly browned)
  3. Tie the bread (butterside up) to the cat's feet
  4. Drop the cat/toast mixture from a very high point.

Since bread always lands butter side down, as everyone knows, and since cats always land on their feet, as dogs know, you get an infinite loop. Keeping said floating cat in this state of infinite looping will create a black hole eventually, just for the sake of quantum uniformity.

See also: Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats.

edit Infinite Loop in Daily Life

Rotundas sinal
Infinite loop in traffic

More good examples of the "infinite loop" can be found in daily situations.

edit Situation 1

You can experience infinite loop by using both your mobile and stationary phone. Take the cellular in one hand, and dial the stationary... Pick up the stationary and put it to your ear. Then shout very loudly "Infinite loop, come to me!!!" and you will hear yourself shouting it, forever if need be.

edit Situation 2

Put two mirrors in front of each other.

The smart-heads from NASA actually found a practical use for this. Just put two or more mirrors reflecting each other and fire a laser flashlight on one of them. The perpetual energy produced by this light is used to power the International Space Station!

edit Situation 3

Infinite loop Miley
The bodies of work of some actors, such as Miley, are examples of an infinite loop.

Take a video camera, especially an old one from the 1980s. Make sure it's recording, and that the recording is showing on your television. Point the video camera at the television. Never leave that spot.

edit Hey, See also:

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