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“I may have been born blind, but whenever I hear Amit Duvdevani sing, I wish that I had been born deaf instead.”
~ Stevie Wonder on Amit Duvdevani
“I heard mushrooms go well with cheese.”
~ Oscar Wilde on infected mushrooms
“You heard wrong.”
~ Mario on on the above
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Erez Aisen

Infected Mushroom is an Israeli "psy"trance duo and an illegal drug in 26 countries. Formed by Erez Aisen and Amit Duvdevani in the the city of Haifa, located in the southern border of Lebanon. Along the career they also got a Brazillian drummer and guitarist. Both of which never usually show up because their too busy "with each other." The duo has garnered a large international fanbase of 16 years old trance kiddies. Infected Mushroom are known for their consistent sonic reverse evolution exemplified by the subsequent albums, the stellar The Catering (1999), The classic Testicle Mushrooms (myth or menace?) (2000), The clubby B.N.P. Emo On Phire (2001), The mostly crappy Perverting Vegeta-Aryans (2003), the totally stupid The Stupid Vizier (2004), the boring-ass Bitches are Malicious (2007) the extremely racist Legs of the Black Swimmer (2009), and the most recent of all, Legion of Trees (2012) The decline of Infected Mushroom is blamed partly on copious consumption of cocaine from the buttocks of Duvdevani and partly on Aisen's child pornography addiction and the apparent need to get onto MTV.

The Good Albums and the Nature of Seduction to Cheese grated items

1999's The Catering was the breakthrough debut album for Infected Mushroom. The album featured a dark, rhythmic atmosphere exemplified in the song "Psycho" and "Release Me", both which used voice samples from box office bombs. The Catering gathered much acclaim and popularity among nerds, hippies, psytrancers and other cult members. This album was one of the first albums to bring Israeli psytrance to more 'mainstream' audiences that included up to 30 people at its height, and contributed to the gradually growing popularity of the crappy genre of "psytrance" world-wide. It also had an excellent track which sampled the fascinating art-house intellectual thriller Independence Day. The following year (2000) the duo released the second best album, also being one of the most well known albums in the genre today, Testicle Mushroom (2000). The album showcased a track often cited as their most popular track, 'Bust A Nut'. This album is commonly referred to as "the last good album".

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Amit Duvdevani

Professors Oskar von Beneckendorff III und Shneeddle von Hindenburg proved this theory of Inverse Inspiration in the summer of 2003 with quantum mathematics and a goat.


  • Psy + MTV = BIG-ego
  • \Rightarrow a \sim \infty for finite xtc
  • \Rightarrow a \sim \infty for finite Porn
  • \Rightarrow L = \textrm{Cheese Factor 11...}

It is the hope of psytrancers the world over that Infected Mushroom will kick their cocaine habit and spend less time on porn so that they can return to the glory days of time past, however Erez has stated in a recent radio interview that “we are past psytrance, we did that when we where kids.” And so the psytrance world will have to listen to talented producers instead.

It is believed that Duvdevani enjoys singing in Spanish so much is because he has nothing else to do while Aisen is on the keyboards.

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