Indian Ocean
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The Indian Ocean.A sea. Rumored to be the home of the fabled sunken city of Atlantis. Home of the mysterious Indian triangle were boats disappear regularly. Was discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1492. He was searching for India but instead found America, and stayed for the Starbucks. His path including going under what is now modern-day Florida, through the Indian Ocean, and landing in what is now modern-day Texas. He was looking for the Fountain of Eternal Life, but discovered that the Aztecs destroyed it hundreds of years before in an effort to piss off the Spanish conquistadors and make them go home.
Columbus was forced to settle for the Fountain of Vi.agra Spam.
When it was discovered by cartographers in 1504 that Columbus had, in fact, landed in America and not India, the Indian Ocean was renamed the American Ocean. Columbus himself had his suspicions twelve years before when the waters didn't taste like curry as he had expected.
Recent debate has erupted regarding the name of this ocean. Academics have recently begun calling it the "Native American Ocean," to avoid offending sensitive college football teams.
| Earth's Eleven Oceans |
| Atlantean Ocean ~ Atlantic Ocean ~ Billy Ocean ~ Boiling Pitch Ocean ~ Indian Ocean ~ Martian Ocean |
| Mediterranean ~ Ocean Connery ~ Pacific Ocean ~ Phlegmatic Ocean ~ Russian Ocean |
