Indian
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Indians (sing. Indian) are from India. They were found in 1000 B.C. by the famous discoverer MacGyver. He accidentally found them when he blew up a cave with grass, banana and some tape. This reptilian species is classified by two subfamilies, Indiansus Currysius and the North American derivative Indiansus Theystoleourlandsus.
Believed to live in colonies known as "cawlcentrez" (from the greek "kawl" meaning "home of" and "KKentrez" meaning "takeaways"), little research has ever been done into the species, due to the lack of understandability.
[edit] Intelligence
Even the smartest Indians have been known to fall for the tricks of their most feared adversary, the white man. One chief who gave new york for a bead what a dumbass right now back to the topic bassicly indains are the lowest form any human on this earth right next to monkeys or mexican . one of there many troubles is finding jobs because of there lack of hygine they are usaly born in shopping carts and live in ditches
[edit] Notable Ones
Sade Roberts is an indian (and kinda blackish, mexicanish, marshmellowish) chick that is the opposite of "Big Black" Aaron. Where as Aaron is cool and awesome and supremley kick ass to the point where normal people cry, Sade is just a dueche. Her name is pronouced (Shaw-Day) which baffels english majors the world over. As it turns out However, the wired pronunciation of her name may just be the key to interpretting A-liner. Sade's indian name is "She-Who-Pop-Balls" as she holds a deep grudge towards the male genitiala. This may stem from the fact that her boyfriend Kris Rivers( lead singer in screamo band "Incredibly Tight Pants") has none. Scientist are still unsure. Nor do I think they really care.
[edit] Common Indian names
- white feather
- Koen Sch****naar
- brown feather
- chief whos legs will not shut
- one who soars with eagles
- one who runs with buffalo
- one who pisses against the wind
- Runs with Beer
- Jim
- kartik
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