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[[Category:Computers and Technology]]
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Revision as of 01:45, July 2, 2011

Unchecked Unwatched-starNick_No-Life@Virgin.webNick's found a baby llama in Farmville - Maybe he should look for a girlfriend instead.21 June
Unchecked Unwatched-starUniversity-of-Georgia@Tblisi.gaMBA Masters Degree at low $$$ in Southern Caucasus - Study from home, or not at all. Just send $$$21 June
Unchecked Unwatched-starBusty_McBoobs@Slutweb.deHundreds of hot girls in your area need sex now! - Just not with you21 June
Unchecked Unwatched-starFacebookOne of your friends has answered a question about you! - You really don't want to know what they said21 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starSharky@Hammerhead_Loans.comMaxxed out all your credit cards? - Consolidate your repayments into one easy monthly beating...20 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starWeeWee@TS.comLadyboys: reduce your clitoris by as much as 99% in seconds - Guaranteed or your penis back20 Jun
Unchecked met at Hooters - My boss and my gynaecologist say I have to call everyone I "worked" with.20 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starLink.strand@Time_disipation.comHate chain-emails as much as me? - Never receive another. Just send this message to 5 of your friends.20 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starSwiftly.stiff@Erectile_dysfunction.netNeed Viagra or Cialis? - Why not just get a better-looking girlfriend?19 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starMarvin.Martian@Alienweb.comLeft a message at Stonehenge for you ages ago - Why do you guys never return my calls?19 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starKate.Hoy@Thaibrides.sexLonely? Discount Thai brides available - Now with or without cock!18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starno-reply@God.orgYour non-attendance at Church - has been duly noted for future reference18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starStumbleUponEnjoy your weekly recommendations from StumbleUpon! - As if you don't waste enough of your workday already...18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starWinnie The Pooh Internet ForumNew Password Confirmation, Again - Stop forgetting your password. Your new password is Dje5HEzq@*!3plQ89...18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starinfo@pl.orgWant a larger penis? - With our weight-loss programme you can add an extra ten inches to your member.18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starJenny ElizabethRe:Re:Re:Re:Hey - OMG!!! so gross! never email me again plz asssshole!!!18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starJenny ElizabethRe:Re:Hey - i love baby goats!! of course i'd love to see ur goat!18 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starJenny ElizabethHey - jenny from the favorite pets chatroom! a/s/l??18 Jun
Unchecked the old vibrating egg, chap? - Worked bloody wonders when the Madame Franklin went on holiday17 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starSarah.smith@gooog.le.xx.comWARNING your computer is infected - There's nothing you can do about it now, might as well go on a porn binge.17 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starFrankyP@me.comThanks for the Mrs - You're right, her tits were nice. I remember the deal. Listen, give me a few days to discuss it with my...15 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starTedatthefbi@fbiiswatchingyou.govBribe money - For what you're getting away with, it isn't enough. We want double or your ass is going to...15 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-staryeaharborday@hotmail.comgreat arbor day deals! - Mother Nature is going out of business! Buy one get one tree!15 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starWelsh Tsunami AppealHelp the poor victims of the Welsh tsunami. - Click to donate £5 now!14 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starCANUX@docterfrawd.comREPUTIBLE CANNADIAN FARMACY.YOUR VAIGRA ORDA IS REEDY. - We are loading YOUR truck now!14 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starDarthV@TheEmpire.govI, am your father! - Search your feelings... Sorry to have to break it to you in an email...14 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starMarthaGreen444@Gmail.comThis is the authorities - You have been charged with the murder of Martha Green. Do not try to leave the country...14 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starAwesomeDude@Verizon.netI'm better than you. - Just so you know.9 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starspam@spam.spamSPAM MAIL - Thanks for subscribing to Spam Mail, your weekly supplement for everybody's favourite processed meat.9 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starMarthaGreen444@Gmail.comOh my God. - What have you done with my dog? WHERE IS HE!?8 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starpublishersclearinghousepossibly@mail.comYou won a shitload of money! - Like probably 10 million or something. We aren't lying!7 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starhitlercockbot@hotsytotsynazis.netWelcome to the Nazi self fellatio forums! - Hitler didn't "rise" to power without sucking his own7 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starMarthaGreen444@Gmail.comNo, really. - Stop emailing me. You're really creeping me out.7 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starYouTubeThdudeTV has posted a comment on your profile: - Hey dude, go get a life and stop annoying everyone...7 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starYour bossJohnson! - Stop checking your emails and get back to work!6 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starNigerianprinceabu@scamnet.orgRe: Re: This is the Nigerian Prince Abu - Sorry, I didn't get the last three digits of your bank account. What were they again?6 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starMarthaGreen444@Gmail.comUm... - Could you please stop emailing me? You're starting to creep me out with that whole "I'm watching you" thing.6 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-startheshamwowguy@gmail.comIt's like a shammy, but more expensive! - Did you know I raped a chick?6 Jun
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Unchecked Unwatched-starMark@hotcheesefactory.comRe: A Request - But why do you want hot cheese poured into your backyard?6 Jun
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Unchecked Unwatched-starSteven_spielberg@aol.comRe: my movie script - quit emailing me.4 Jun
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Unchecked Unwatched-stargiftwrap@kiddylove.comcheap deals on gifts this valentine's day - children's toys half price4 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starbuyrocks@rocks.comaffordable rocks - for the rock purchaser in all of us4 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starSeaMonkeys@homezoo.comNot your father's sea monkeys - Ours actually have fur and live for two days or your money back (no money back).3 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-stareBayYour item has been dispatched - Order number 554680 - Product description: vibrating egg, size "large", colour "coral"3 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starlesbianblogger@tartan.orgHas your identity been stolen? - I am a bearded American in Damascus. I need an urgent shave to escape.3 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starLotto@jackpotlottery.comYou've won a million dollars! - Nah, just fucking with you.3 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starRadiohead Mailing ListRadiohead has a new album - You haven't downloaded it yet. You didn't download the last one either. Why doesn't anyone like us anymore!?2 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starNawtymistress@hottymail.comWhile your wife is out - Come over to my place. I've got a new whip, a quarter-horse saddle (fit for a quarter-man like you), and that shaved goat we talked about.2 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starGeorge@freevacations.comNew Offer! Free Trip to Angola! - How would you like to go to a country that nobody goes to? FREE! (Does not include plane ride, or hotels. Plane ride and hotels combined cost $ 250.00)2 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starloveseekers@love.comFind Your Perfect Partner at LOVE SEEKERS - Or just masturbate over the profile pictures. Either way it's win-win2 Jun
Unchecked Unwatched-starurbananimals@mouser.comSquirrels! We've got 'em! - You need some?31 May
Unchecked Unwatched-star(Me)Don't forget: - check your email!31 May
Unchecked Unwatched-staradmin.messenger@Hotmail.comWelcome! - Welcome to Hotmail, although we would love you to enjoy sending emails, please refrain from adding "spammers" to your contacts.30 May
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