Immigrant Day

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Picture of an immigrant rights rally. You gotta' love that guy in the center (the one holding his arms up).

Immigrant Day occurs bi-annually in most North American neighbourhoods although the method of celebration varies from neighbourhood to neighbourhood.

In some neighbourhoods all immigrants who have lived in the neighbourhood for less than five years are beaten with sticks and forced to drink anal lube. In other communities the exact opposite occurs, in cases like these the immigrants are allowed to abuse the original residents in any way possible.

To begin immigrant day first make sure you have lots of these nasty outsiders in your neighbourhood. Inform your other neighbours of your idea and ask them if they would like to help. The morning of the planned day the host shall set up decorations. When any immigrants leave the house lead them to the "festivities".

[edit] Common Traditions

This is a list of the most popular events conducted on Immigrant Day throughout North America.

Kicking all Asian immigrants in the teeth repeatedly. This is followed by the original residents being beaten to the point of almost dead by any Asian immigrants.
Both parties conduct a huge game of rochambeau to the death.
A Santorum cook off! (*_*)
Place Immigrants in makeshift prison camp for the next year or so and make them live off warm kool-aid mixed with Sunny D.