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'''Igor Smith''' serve as loyal minion to 127 [[mad scientist]]s so far. Igor world-renowned for lab assistant position. Igor participate in many bold plans for betterment of human species. But Igor humble soul.
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{{Q|Wasn't your hump on the other side?|[[Victor, Baron von Frankenstein|Dr. Frankenstein]]|Igor's Hump}}
   
==Earliest Years==
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'''Igor Thmith''' therve ath loyal minion to 127 [[mad scientist|mad thcientithtth]] tho far. Igor world-renowned for lab aththithtant pothition. Igor participate in many bold planth for betterment of human thpecieth. But Igor humble thoul.
[[Image:Igor.png|thumb|right|Igor happy to serve. You want Igor serve you?]]
 
Igor born in small town in [[Transylvania]]. Igor always have swollen eye. As child, Igor's eye get laughed at. Igor not like this. One day Igor accidentally spill nitric [[acid]] in [[bully]]'s face. Bully not laughing much any more, ha ha. Bully not got much of a face any more. Now Igor prettier than bully. This why Igor type "[[lol|ha ha]]." Igor get nostalgic.
 
   
==Earlier Years==
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==Earlietht Yearth==
Igor forced into corporate world by stubborn parents at age 15. Igor find job as veterinary assistant, but Igor frighten three [[animals]] into comas. Igor worried for job, but Igor highly praised. Comatose animals easier to operate on. Igor work long time, until caught eating patient. Igor think funny (and [[People Eating Tasty Animals|tasty]]), but veterinarian disagree. Veterinarian not disagree with alligator Igor feed him to. Igor sad to leave first job. So sad Igor can hardly bring himself to sell veterinarian's Rolex watch on [[ebay]]. But Igor does anyway.
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[[Image:Igor.png|thumb|right|Igor happy to therve. You want Igor therve you?]]
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Igor born in thmall town in [[Transylvania|Tranthylvania]]. Igor alwayth have thwollen eye. Ath child, Igor'th eye get laughed at. Igor not like thith. One day Igor acthidentally thpill nitric [[acid|athid]] in [[bully]]'th face. Bully not laughing much any more, ha ha. Bully not got much of a fathe any more. Now Igor prettier than bully. Thith why Igor type "[[lol|ha ha]]." Igor get nothtalgic.
   
Igor find himself on street, jobless and [[homeless]]. Jeered at by passersby. Igor not mind. Not really. Igor stay calm. Imagine repeatedly stabbing passersby in neck. This make Igor calm.
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==Earlier Yearth==
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Igor forced into corporate world by thtubborn parentth at age 15. Igor find job ath veterinary aththithtantth (whew), but Igor frighten three [[animals|animalth]] into comath. Igor worried for job, but Igor highly praithed. Comatothe animalth eathier to operate on. Igor work long time, until caught eating patient. Igor think funny (and [[People Eating Tasty Animals|tathty]]), but veterinarian dithagree. Veterinarian not dithagree with alligator Igor feed him to. Igor thad to leave firtht job. Tho thad Igor can hardly bring himthelf to thell veterinarian'th Rolex watch on [[ebay]]. But Igor doeth anyway.
   
==Early Years==
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Igor find himthelf on thtreet, joblethth and [[homeless|homelethth]]. Jeered at by paththerthby. Igor not mind. Not really. Igor thtay calm. Imagine repeatedly thtabbing paththerthby in neck. Thith make Igor calm.
Igor probably be dead from cold but for first [[HowTo:Become an Evil Genius|mad scientist]]. Mad scientist called Dr. Ted Fury. Igor like name. Scientist hire Igor as secretary of potions. Fury try to conquer world with special [[sleep]] potion. Igor help much. Igor mix potions, Igor bring refreshments, Igor answer telephone and file [[income tax]] forms. Fury very good to Igor, and Igor serve well. Igor not sure why Igor bash Fury's head in with brick while Fury asleep. It just one of those things, you know? Igor admit, Fury's [[brain]] taste good, but Igor also unemployed again, which make Igor sad. Igor leave Fury residence with heavy heart and heavier [[HDTV|high-definition TV]]. Igor's back still ache at memory.
 
   
==Less Early Years==
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==Early Yearth==
[[Image:Marty brain5 76.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Igor always know where to lay hands on brain]]
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Igor probably be dead from cold but for firtht [[HowTo:Become an Evil Genius|mad thcientitht]]. Mad thcientitht called Dr. Ted Fury. Igor like name. Thcientitht hire Igor ath thecretary of potionth. Fury try to conquer world with thpecial [[sleep|thleep]] potion. Igor help much. Igor mix potionth, Igor bring refrethhmentth, Igor anthwer telephone and file [[income tax]] formth. Fury very good to Igor, and Igor therve well. Igor not thure why Igor bathh Fury'th head in with brick while Fury athleep. It jutht one of thothe thingth, you know? Igor admit, Fury'th [[brain]] tathte good, but Igor altho unemployed again, which make Igor thad. Igor leave Fury rethidence with heavy heart and heavier [[HDTV|high-definition TV]]. Igor'th back thtill ache at memory.
Igor once work for great Doctor [[Victor, Baron von Frankenstein|Frankenstein]]. Igor like Frankenstein. Frankenstein funny man. Frankenstein always playing [[Practical joke|prank]]s on Igor. "Hey Igor, what that on your shirt? Doink! Ha ha!" Frankenstein always doing things like that. One day Igor have idea for own prank. Frankenstein ask for brain for patient, so Igor give Frankenstein "abnormal" brain instead of "normal" brain. Ha ha! Igor so funny. Igor sad to see bad brained monster kill Frankenstein. Igor cry long time. Igor barely able to muster enough strength to carry Frankenstein's laptop computer to [[pawn shop]].
 
   
==Not Very Early Years==
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==Lethth Early Yearth==
Igor's next boss named Filbert the Great. Igor not sure why Filbert call himself that. Igor not on same wavelength as Filbert. Igor try to please. Igor say, "Yes, master." Igor say, "Whatever you say, master." But Igor really think master could get himself own damned [[orange juice]]. Sometimes Igor want to do bad things, but then Igor swallow [[happy pills]]. Then Igor okay for while.
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[[Image:Marty brain5 76.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Igor alwayth know where to lay handth on brain]]
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Igor once work for great Doctor [[Victor, Baron von Frankenstein|Frankenthtein]]. Igor like Frankenthtein. Frankenthtein funny man. Frankenthtein alwayth playing [[Practical joke|prankth]] on Igor. "Hey Igor, what'th that on your thhirt? Doink! Ha ha!" Frankenthtein alwayth doing thingth like that. One day Igor have idea for own prank. Frankenthtein athk for brain for patient, tho Igor give Frankenthtein "abnormal" brain inthtead of "normal" brain. Ha ha! Igor tho funny. Igor thad to thee bad brained monthter kill Frankenthtein. Igor cry long time. Igor barely able to muthter enough thtrength to carry Frankenthtein'th laptop computer to [[pawn shop|pawn thhop]].
   
Filbert the Great work on master plan of satellite [[hypnosis]], where everyone in world do as he command. Igor not sure why Filbert want this, but Igor assist with speed. Then one day Filbert make flippant remark about Igor's [[mother]]. It true that Igor's mother not pretty. It even true that Igor's mother resemble [[horse]]. But it not right for [[boss]] to say that. Igor not say anything. But later that night, Igor accidentally lock Filbert in safe. Then Igor accidentally spill [[gasoline]] on floor, and accidentally light and drop match. Igor leave hurriedly and watch lair melt into puddle from distance. Igor not happy, but Igor accidentally grin anyway. Igor keep Filbert's [[Playstation 3]] in memory of Filbert.
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==Not Very Early Yearth==
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Igor'th next bothth named Filbert the Great. Igor not thure why Filbert call himthelf that. Igor not on thame wavelength ath Filbert. Igor try to pleathe. Igor thay, "Yeth, mathter." Igor thay, "Whatever you thay, mathter." But Igor really think mathter could get himthelf own damned [[orange juice|orange juithe]]. Thometimeth Igor want to do bad thingth, Like pithth in the [[orange juice|Orange juithe]], but then Igor thwallow [[happy pills|happy pillth]]. Then Igor okay for while.
   
[[Image:Themunsters.jpg|thumb|right|Igor admire The Munsters. Igor wish Igor were Munster.]]
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Filbert the Great work on mathter plan of thatellite [[hypnosis|hypnothith]], where everyone in world do ath he command. Igor not thure why Filbert want thith, but Igor aththithtth with thpeed. Then one day Filbert make flippant remark about Igor'th [[mother]]. It true that Igor'th mother not pretty. It even true that Igor'th mother rethemble [[horse|horthe]]. But it not right for [[boss|bothth]] to thay that. Igor not thay anything. But later that night, Igor acthidentally lock Filbert in thafe. Then Igor acthidentally thpill [[gasoline|gatholine]] on floor, and acthidentally light and drop match. Igor leave hurriedly and watch lair melt into puddle from dithtance. Igor not happy, but Igor acthidentally grin anyway. Igor keep Filbert'th [[Playstation 3|Playthtation 3]] in memory of Filbert.
==Hardly Early Years==
 
Igor work for many scientists and all mad. All dead now, too. Igor not sure if it his fault or [[destiny]]. Igor not want to become mad scientist to find out. But Igor's resumé beginning to look suspicious. Igor not know why Igor does these things. Igor like mad scientists. Igor not mean to kill mad scientists. Igor just want to caress mad scientists with sharp metal objects. Is form of affection. Igor just misunderstood.
 
   
==Least Early Years==
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[[Image:Themunsters.jpg|thumb|right|Igor admire The Munthterth. Igor withh Igor were Munthter.]]
Igor want to retire. Igor want to sit around all day and watch reruns of [[The Munsters]]. Igor like Herman. Herman funny, and look familiar somehow.
 
   
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==Hardly Early Yearth==
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Igor work for many [[Dr Frank von Arschebaum|thcientithtth]] and all mad. All dead now, too. Igor not thure if it hith fault or [[destiny|dethtiny]]. Igor not want to become mad thcientitht to find out. But Igor'th rethumé beginning to look thuthpiciouth. Igor not know why Igor doeth thethe thingth. Igor like mad thcientithtth. Igor not mean to kill mad thcientithtth. Igor jutht want to carethth mad thcientithtth with thharp metal objectth. Ith form of affection. Igor jutht mithunderthtood.
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==Leatht Early Yearth==
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Igor want to retire. Igor want to thit around all day and watch rerunth of [[The Munsters|The Munthterth]]. Igor like Herman. Herman funny, and look familiar thomehow.
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Igor then get adopted by thuburbian Therbian parentth. Igor love Therbia. & love food.
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Latest revision as of 17:55, November 8, 2011

“Wasn't your hump on the other side?”
~ Dr. Frankenstein on Igor's Hump

Igor Thmith therve ath loyal minion to 127 mad thcientithtth tho far. Igor world-renowned for lab aththithtant pothition. Igor participate in many bold planth for betterment of human thpecieth. But Igor humble thoul.

edit Earlietht Yearth

Igor

Igor happy to therve. You want Igor therve you?

Igor born in thmall town in Tranthylvania. Igor alwayth have thwollen eye. Ath child, Igor'th eye get laughed at. Igor not like thith. One day Igor acthidentally thpill nitric athid in bully'th face. Bully not laughing much any more, ha ha. Bully not got much of a fathe any more. Now Igor prettier than bully. Thith why Igor type "ha ha." Igor get nothtalgic.

edit Earlier Yearth

Igor forced into corporate world by thtubborn parentth at age 15. Igor find job ath veterinary aththithtantth (whew), but Igor frighten three animalth into comath. Igor worried for job, but Igor highly praithed. Comatothe animalth eathier to operate on. Igor work long time, until caught eating patient. Igor think funny (and tathty), but veterinarian dithagree. Veterinarian not dithagree with alligator Igor feed him to. Igor thad to leave firtht job. Tho thad Igor can hardly bring himthelf to thell veterinarian'th Rolex watch on ebay. But Igor doeth anyway.

Igor find himthelf on thtreet, joblethth and homelethth. Jeered at by paththerthby. Igor not mind. Not really. Igor thtay calm. Imagine repeatedly thtabbing paththerthby in neck. Thith make Igor calm.

edit Early Yearth

Igor probably be dead from cold but for firtht mad thcientitht. Mad thcientitht called Dr. Ted Fury. Igor like name. Thcientitht hire Igor ath thecretary of potionth. Fury try to conquer world with thpecial thleep potion. Igor help much. Igor mix potionth, Igor bring refrethhmentth, Igor anthwer telephone and file income tax formth. Fury very good to Igor, and Igor therve well. Igor not thure why Igor bathh Fury'th head in with brick while Fury athleep. It jutht one of thothe thingth, you know? Igor admit, Fury'th brain tathte good, but Igor altho unemployed again, which make Igor thad. Igor leave Fury rethidence with heavy heart and heavier high-definition TV. Igor'th back thtill ache at memory.

edit Lethth Early Yearth

Marty brain5 76

Igor alwayth know where to lay handth on brain

Igor once work for great Doctor Frankenthtein. Igor like Frankenthtein. Frankenthtein funny man. Frankenthtein alwayth playing prankth on Igor. "Hey Igor, what'th that on your thhirt? Doink! Ha ha!" Frankenthtein alwayth doing thingth like that. One day Igor have idea for own prank. Frankenthtein athk for brain for patient, tho Igor give Frankenthtein "abnormal" brain inthtead of "normal" brain. Ha ha! Igor tho funny. Igor thad to thee bad brained monthter kill Frankenthtein. Igor cry long time. Igor barely able to muthter enough thtrength to carry Frankenthtein'th laptop computer to pawn thhop.

edit Not Very Early Yearth

Igor'th next bothth named Filbert the Great. Igor not thure why Filbert call himthelf that. Igor not on thame wavelength ath Filbert. Igor try to pleathe. Igor thay, "Yeth, mathter." Igor thay, "Whatever you thay, mathter." But Igor really think mathter could get himthelf own damned orange juithe. Thometimeth Igor want to do bad thingth, Like pithth in the Orange juithe, but then Igor thwallow happy pillth. Then Igor okay for while.

Filbert the Great work on mathter plan of thatellite hypnothith, where everyone in world do ath he command. Igor not thure why Filbert want thith, but Igor aththithtth with thpeed. Then one day Filbert make flippant remark about Igor'th mother. It true that Igor'th mother not pretty. It even true that Igor'th mother rethemble horthe. But it not right for bothth to thay that. Igor not thay anything. But later that night, Igor acthidentally lock Filbert in thafe. Then Igor acthidentally thpill gatholine on floor, and acthidentally light and drop match. Igor leave hurriedly and watch lair melt into puddle from dithtance. Igor not happy, but Igor acthidentally grin anyway. Igor keep Filbert'th Playthtation 3 in memory of Filbert.

Themunsters

Igor admire The Munthterth. Igor withh Igor were Munthter.

edit Hardly Early Yearth

Igor work for many thcientithtth and all mad. All dead now, too. Igor not thure if it hith fault or dethtiny. Igor not want to become mad thcientitht to find out. But Igor'th rethumé beginning to look thuthpiciouth. Igor not know why Igor doeth thethe thingth. Igor like mad thcientithtth. Igor not mean to kill mad thcientithtth. Igor jutht want to carethth mad thcientithtth with thharp metal objectth. Ith form of affection. Igor jutht mithunderthtood.

edit Leatht Early Yearth

Igor want to retire. Igor want to thit around all day and watch rerunth of The Munthterth. Igor like Herman. Herman funny, and look familiar thomehow.

Igor then get adopted by thuburbian Therbian parentth. Igor love Therbia. & love food.

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