Iced Tea

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Though many people do not enjoy the taste of iced tea, it has slowly but surely become one of the more popular drinks known to man.

[edit] History

Though regular tea has been around for centuries and centuries and days, iced tea has only been around since the invention of modern appliances like refridgerators, toasters and the OneTouch Can Opener. Due to these inventions, it finally inspired the manufacturers of regular tea to one-up these hotshot appliance makers and develop a drink so dissatisfying that even Oprah herself wouldn't be able to ingest it.

After it's creation, iced tea continued to grow less and less popular with the consumers of America and was therefore deported back to its relative, tea, originator; the British. Because the Brits are also disgusting, they absolutely loved it and made fun of the Americans for not liking it and continuing to drink regular tea. Though not commonly documented, this feud over which tea was better sparked the Revolutionary War.

Iced tea has since made it's way back into society through it's ability to be cold when it is hot outside. So even though it makes tastebuds cringe, people will drink it.

[edit] Fun Facts

Though urine itself is very acidic, it's the lemon that enables it to eat through almost anything.

• Iced tea is one of the leading natural drinks, along with water and sweat.
• If thrown into the eyes of an assailant, iced tea will do absolutely nothing but piss the assailant off. For this reason it is it is strongly unadvisable that Iced Tea be used against a Warrior.
• The British are believed to have invented iced tea, but it was actually the Americans who perfected it during the Boston Tea Convention, or as some people refer to it, the Boston Tea Party.

[edit] How To Make Iced Tea

1. get a pack of fresh cigarettes 2. get a cup 3. piss in that cup 4. get a different cup because you peed in the last one 5. dont pee in this cup 6. DAMNIT WHAT DID I TELL YOU DONT PEE IN THE CUP 7. break open a few cigarettes and put tobacco in cup 8. fill cup with fresh saliva 9. let sit for an hour 10. add sugar to taste 11. add a cigarette but for garnish