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The island of Ibiza lies roughly 80km off the coast of Spain. The Island is the primary mating and spawning ground for chavs who congregate on the island once a year in order to fill the United Kingdom with more Pikey scum. Somehow these fornicating sea cretins manage to be washed ashore to carry out thier mating rituals on the island's beaches and in the toilets of night clubs and fast food establishments and have consequently rid the island of any real cultural significance. Other activities carried out by these psuedo-inhabitants includes; drinking vast amounts of Stella Artois, popping pills and "Fist Pumping" to cheesy Techno music like their Eurotrash predecessors. The chavs then proceed by fighting in the streets whilst visually insulting the poor local inhabitants.
It is known that 99.9% of the world couldn't care less if the island sank.
Ibiza (also called Chavhole II) is a Chav colony that was first discovered in 1478 by the Spinsh King Fray Bentos IV who claimed it for the Kingdom of Spain, Bentos was well known throughout Christendom as loving 'phat' tunes and 'bombastic' rhythm. Ten years before he discovered Ibiza Bentos tried to set up a super club in Madrid, however he was turned down for planning permission because in the words of Cardinal San Miguel of the Spanish Entertainments and Gaming Board:
“Bentos is off his face most of the day, and when he's not popping pills he's knocking up some sleazy heorin scrut whore. This is not in keeping with the churches views, which generaly involve small children and alcohol abuse”
After his super club idea hit a brick wall Bentos took matters into his own hands and decided to find somewhere beyond the reach of Miguel and his minions. So in early January about 10ish on a sunday after breakfast, Bentos and his advisor Sir Ravey of Davey established the first night club in Ibiza. The rest is history.... Which most people can't remenber becasue they are so fucked and illiterate.
There are various nightclubs in Ibiza the most famous ones been 'Spaced-Out', 'Not-So-Priveleged' and the 'Ibiza Sucks Hotel'. These places often charge €2,374,271.33 to get into and €345,465,299.12 a drink (how chavs can afford these prices one will never know!). Again in here more fist-pumping and mating inside the toilets go on.