I do what I wanna do

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{{cquote|Hey, shithead! Clean up this damn room! I'ma go down to the slut camp. This shit better be clean when I get back, little faggot! If it ain't, I'ma cut yo ass up and piss on your face.}}
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{{cquote|Hey, shithead! Clean up this damn room! I'ma go down to the slut camp. This shit better be clean when I get back! If it ain't, you're gonna take a trip down the stairs again, you hear me you little prick?}}
   
 
<font color=red><center>'''*door slams*'''</center></font>
 
<font color=red><center>'''*door slams*'''</center></font>
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<font color=red><center>'''*door slams open*'''</center></font>
 
<font color=red><center>'''*door slams open*'''</center></font>
   
{{cquote|'''What the fuck was you say?!?'''}}
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{{cquote|'''I beg your pardon?'''}}
   
 
<center>Nothing!</center>
 
<center>Nothing!</center>
   
{{cquote|That's what I thought. Now hurry your ass and clean this house up!}}
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{{cquote|That's what I thought. Now clean this shit up before I start getting violent.}}
   
 
<center>Yes sir!</center>
 
<center>Yes sir!</center>
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<font color=red><center>'''*door shuts*'''</center></font>
 
<font color=red><center>'''*door shuts*'''</center></font>
   
Oh, that's just my [[dad]]. When I talk shit, he gets mad. I took his [[Gun|.44 magnum]]. I'm going to take it to school later on this [[week]]. Then, [[Virginia Tech|I'll blast all those faggots away]] once and for all!
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Oh, that's just my [[dad]]. When I talk shit, he gets mad. I took his [[Gun|.44 magnum]]. I'm going to take it to school later on this [[week]]. Then, [[Virginia Tech|I'm gonna let niggas catch lead]] and see how they like having assholes for faces.
   
 
== I think my teacher's on the rag ==
 
== I think my teacher's on the rag ==
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''"{{Name}}, do that! No dipshit, do this!"''
 
''"{{Name}}, do that! No dipshit, do this!"''
   
I do what I wanna do! Fucking [[slut]] [[Why?|why]] don't you just suck my fucking dick?!?
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I do what I wanna do, bitch! Fucking [[slut]] [[Why?|why]] don't you come choke on my [[lies|big]] [[wtf|hairy dick]]?!
   
That's part of the reason I like to [[HowTo:Skip School|skip school]]. Then I go to the train tracks and smoke weed or pop E. After that, I go to the mall. Usually I go to Krystal's first, though. When I get there, I smack all the girls on their asses. I don't care if they're good looking. Hell, the ugly the better, cause then the ugly girls think I like them or something. Then, I get to have even more fun telling they are ugly and I was only attracted to the hot girl standing next to them. Most of the time, they start crying.
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That's part of the reason I like to [[HowTo:Skip School|skip school]]. Then I go to the train tracks and [[Bad-Ass: The Movie|smoke weed or pop E]]. After that, I go to the mall. Usually I go to Krystal's first, though. When I get there, I smack all the girls on their asses. I don't care if they're good looking. Hell, the uglier the better, cause then the ugly girls think I like them or something. Then, I get to educated the stupid bitches on how fucking ugly they are, and I was only attracted to the hot girl standing next to them. Most of the time, they start crying. The hot ones usually like that shit though.
   
Then, once I'm done there, I go to the nearby Best Buy. When I'm there, I act like I'm actually going to buy stuff. I get a [[Video games|few games]] and [[Porn|DVDs]], go and stand in line like I'm going to buy them, all that shit. Then, right when it's my turn to have stuff rung up, [[Shoplifting|I make a dash to the door]]. It's like an extreme sport. I swear. I [[love]] the adrenaline rush. You should do it sometime. Last time I did though, I tripped smashed everything. They were telling me I had to pay for the stuff I broke, but then I threatened to [[sue]] them because I was ''injured''.
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Then, once I'm done there, I go to the nearby Best Buy. When I'm there, I act like I'm actually going to buy stuff. I get a [[Video games|few games]] and [[Porn|DVDs]], go and stand in line like I'm going to buy them, all that shit. Then, right when it's my turn to have stuff rung up, [[Shoplifting|I make a dash to the door]]. It's like an extreme sport. I swear. I [[love]] the [[boner|adrenaline rush]]. You should do it sometime. Last time I did though, I tripped and smashed everything. They were telling me I had to pay for the stuff I broke, but then I threatened to [[sue]] them because I was ''injured''.
   
 
Threatening legal litigation always works.
 
Threatening legal litigation always works.
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[[Image:Drunk_at_Computer.jpg|left|thumb|200px|'''Dad, ten years ago. Fucking asshole.''']]
 
[[Image:Drunk_at_Computer.jpg|left|thumb|200px|'''Dad, ten years ago. Fucking asshole.''']]
   
I like drinking his beer when he's not here. I drink on the back of the porch and break shit. A couple of weeks ago, I broke all the windows in his car and ripped his ignition. I went and drove it straight into the ditch in front of our house.
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I like drinking his beer when he's not here. I drink on the back of the porch and break shit. Did I mention I get fucked up? I aint afraid of his punk ass either. A couple of weeks ago, I broke all the windows in his car and ripped his ignition. I went and drove it straight into the ditch in front of our house. I think I even shit in the back seat.
   
What? It was [[fun]]. Like I said before, I do whatever I want to! You can't stop me! I'm the best! Fuck what you tell me to do! I don't have to listen to you! I do what I fucking want to do! Even [[your mom]]. Speaking of mom's...
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What? It was [[fun]]. Like I said before, I do whatever I want to. You can't stop me! I'm the best! Fuck what you tell me to do! I don't have to listen to shit you be sayin! I do what I fucking want to do! Even [[your mom]]. Speaking of moms...
   
 
== My mom is a dirty whore ==
 
== My mom is a dirty whore ==
 
[[Image:Hooker_woman.jpg|thumb|125px|'''Mom. When she's not drunk. Yet.''']]
 
[[Image:Hooker_woman.jpg|thumb|125px|'''Mom. When she's not drunk. Yet.''']]
   
My [[dad]] has caught her cheating twice. Then, she claimed she thought it was him she was fucking. Somehow, I ended up getting blamed for it. She always tells me I should go to school. Yes, the same fucking school that she dropped out of twenty some odd years ago. Oh, but the bitch wants me to go to it! What the fuck is up with that? [[Hypocrite|Hypocritical bitch]]...
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My [[dad]] has caught her cheating twice (in the last week) Then, she claims she thought it was him she was fucking. Somehow, I ended up getting blamed for it. She always tells me I should go to school. Yes, the same fucking school that she dropped out of twenty some odd years ago. Oh, but the bitch wants me to go! What the fuck is up with that? [[Hypocrite|Hypocritical bitch]]...
   
She beats me with a broom whenever I break the rules. Yes, a [[broom]]. I'm not making this shit up. "[[Ten Commandments|Love thy parents]]" my ass. You know who the fuck made that up? [[Moses]]. His kids fucking hated him, too. What? You didn't know he had [[children]]? Yeah. He had about 20 of them. And they ''all'' hated him. That's why he made up that whole lie about God giving him those stone tablets. He must've been [[Marijuana|stoned]] when he was writing those. The first five books of the Bible were just [[UN:VAIN|vanity]]. They really were.
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She beats me with a broom whenever I break the rules. Yes, a [[broom]]. I'm not making this shit up. "[[Ten Commandments|Love thy parents]]" my ass. You know who the fuck made that up? [[Moses]]. His kids hated him, too. What? You didn't know he had [[children]]? Yeah. He had about 20 of them. And they ''all'' hated him. That's why he made up that whole lie about God giving him those stone tablets. He must've been [[Marijuana|stoned]] when he was writing those. The first five books of the Bible were just [[UN:VAIN|vanity]]. They really were.
   
 
Damn, I just wanna [[kill]] them and hide the bodies where nobody will ever find them. I'm 16 and I still have an 8 o'clock curfew, for-Fuckssakes!
 
Damn, I just wanna [[kill]] them and hide the bodies where nobody will ever find them. I'm 16 and I still have an 8 o'clock curfew, for-Fuckssakes!
   
 
==What the fuck?!?==
 
==What the fuck?!?==
[[Serious]]. What in hell?!? I'm SIX-FUCKING-TEEN!!! I should be out fucking sluts and date raping [[cows]] or whatever it is [[teenagers]] do! I shouldn't be watching ancient [[Jimmy Stewart]] movies on TCM! Fuck this.
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[[Serious]]. What in hell?!? I'm SIX-FUCKING-TEEN!!! I should be out fucking sluts, jumping shit with my car and getting wasted with a posse! I shouldn't be watching ancient [[Jimmy Stewart]] movies on TCM! Actually, I'm done.
   
<center>'''*Gun clocks*'''</center>
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<center>'''*Gun clicks*'''</center>
   
 
<font color=red><center><big><big><big>'''*Boom*'''</big></big></big></center></font>
 
<font color=red><center><big><big><big>'''*Boom*'''</big></big></big></center></font>
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[[Image:Blood Spatter.jpg|center]]
 
[[Image:Blood Spatter.jpg|center]]
   
[[Image:Happy_Ghost.jpg|frame|center|'''Haha! You can't stop me now! Bastards!''']]
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[[Image:Happy_Ghost.jpg|frame|center|'''Bitch I fly where I want when I want how I want!''']]
   
 
[[Category:Articles written in the first person]]
 
[[Category:Articles written in the first person]]

Latest revision as of 21:13, August 23, 2010

Cquote1 Hey, shithead! Clean up this damn room! I'ma go down to the slut camp. This shit better be clean when I get back! If it ain't, you're gonna take a trip down the stairs again, you hear me you little prick? Cquote2
*door slams*
Fuck you asshole!
*door slams open*
Cquote1 I beg your pardon? Cquote2
Nothing!
Cquote1 That's what I thought. Now clean this shit up before I start getting violent. Cquote2
Yes sir!
*door shuts*

Oh, that's just my dad. When I talk shit, he gets mad. I took his .44 magnum. I'm going to take it to school later on this week. Then, I'm gonna let niggas catch lead and see how they like having assholes for faces.

edit I think my teacher's on the rag

New kids on the block
Me and my crew being badass.

Whenever I'm in class, all that bitch does is just nag.

"Optimus Prime, do that! No dipshit, do this!"

I do what I wanna do, bitch! Fucking slut why don't you come choke on my big hairy dick?!

That's part of the reason I like to skip school. Then I go to the train tracks and smoke weed or pop E. After that, I go to the mall. Usually I go to Krystal's first, though. When I get there, I smack all the girls on their asses. I don't care if they're good looking. Hell, the uglier the better, cause then the ugly girls think I like them or something. Then, I get to educated the stupid bitches on how fucking ugly they are, and I was only attracted to the hot girl standing next to them. Most of the time, they start crying. The hot ones usually like that shit though.

Then, once I'm done there, I go to the nearby Best Buy. When I'm there, I act like I'm actually going to buy stuff. I get a few games and DVDs, go and stand in line like I'm going to buy them, all that shit. Then, right when it's my turn to have stuff rung up, I make a dash to the door. It's like an extreme sport. I swear. I love the adrenaline rush. You should do it sometime. Last time I did though, I tripped and smashed everything. They were telling me I had to pay for the stuff I broke, but then I threatened to sue them because I was injured.

Threatening legal litigation always works.

edit I hate my dad

Drunk at Computer
Dad, ten years ago. Fucking asshole.

I like drinking his beer when he's not here. I drink on the back of the porch and break shit. Did I mention I get fucked up? I aint afraid of his punk ass either. A couple of weeks ago, I broke all the windows in his car and ripped his ignition. I went and drove it straight into the ditch in front of our house. I think I even shit in the back seat.

What? It was fun. Like I said before, I do whatever I want to. You can't stop me! I'm the best! Fuck what you tell me to do! I don't have to listen to shit you be sayin! I do what I fucking want to do! Even your mom. Speaking of moms...

edit My mom is a dirty whore

Hooker woman
Mom. When she's not drunk. Yet.

My dad has caught her cheating twice (in the last week) Then, she claims she thought it was him she was fucking. Somehow, I ended up getting blamed for it. She always tells me I should go to school. Yes, the same fucking school that she dropped out of twenty some odd years ago. Oh, but the bitch wants me to go! What the fuck is up with that? Hypocritical bitch...

She beats me with a broom whenever I break the rules. Yes, a broom. I'm not making this shit up. "Love thy parents" my ass. You know who the fuck made that up? Moses. His kids hated him, too. What? You didn't know he had children? Yeah. He had about 20 of them. And they all hated him. That's why he made up that whole lie about God giving him those stone tablets. He must've been stoned when he was writing those. The first five books of the Bible were just vanity. They really were.

Damn, I just wanna kill them and hide the bodies where nobody will ever find them. I'm 16 and I still have an 8 o'clock curfew, for-Fuckssakes!

edit What the fuck?!?

Serious. What in hell?!? I'm SIX-FUCKING-TEEN!!! I should be out fucking sluts, jumping shit with my car and getting wasted with a posse! I shouldn't be watching ancient Jimmy Stewart movies on TCM! Actually, I'm done.

*Gun clicks*
*Boom*
Blood Spatter
Happy Ghost
Bitch I fly where I want when I want how I want!
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