I ate your Haagen-Dazs

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...and you passed out. Man, are you ever a [[girl|lightweight]]. Four [[Pabst Blue Ribbon|PBRs]] and 10mg of [[Rohypnol]] and you're done for the night. I don't even know why you took that stuff. Well, I guess I do know why, since I ground it up and put it in your beer when you were in the bathroom. What I meant is that I don't know why I did that. Either I thought it would be a funny practical joke or else I was hoping some girls would come over spontaneously and start drinking your beer.
 
...and you passed out. Man, are you ever a [[girl|lightweight]]. Four [[Pabst Blue Ribbon|PBRs]] and 10mg of [[Rohypnol]] and you're done for the night. I don't even know why you took that stuff. Well, I guess I do know why, since I ground it up and put it in your beer when you were in the bathroom. What I meant is that I don't know why I did that. Either I thought it would be a funny practical joke or else I was hoping some girls would come over spontaneously and start drinking your beer.
   
It's [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|hard to say]]. I was kind of [[Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times|blacked out]] at the time. So I guess it's possible I put it in your drink because you were suffering from severe [[insomnia]] and [[panic|panic attacks]]. In which case, dude: you're welcome.
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It's [[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|hard to say]]. I was kind of [[Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times|blacked out]] at the time. So I guess it's possible I put it in your drink because you were suffering from severe [[insomnia]] and [[Dream Theater|panic attacks]]. In which case, dude: you're welcome.
   
 
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