I Wanna Be the Guy

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about I Wanna Be the Guy.

I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game (IWBTG) is the name for several dissected genomes of Satan that were converted into 8-bit form.

edit History and original discovery

I Wanna Be The Guy was a video game based on the movie I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie, which is loosely based on the game I Wanna Be The Guy created by Kayin, who also wrote the script for the movie based on the game, but nobody cares. The original game and the game based on the movie is notorious for its hard-as-hell difficulty, every item in the game that tries to kill the player, rooms filled withspikes, and 8-bit music from the movie. During the Battle of Oh-Who-Gives-A-Fuck, several probably-enough-to-prove-it-but-oh-who-gives-a-fuck researches captured several excellent specimens of the demonic species. These were promptly taken back to the lab by nerds. However, nobody actually gave a fuck about this part.

They were quickly dissected to form... this.

This was the unlikely result of the combined genomes, projected onto a screen. Scientists suddenly found it was interactive, however Lord Archedmon Oh-Who-Gives-A-Fuck-Michael-Fucking-Kayin-O'Fucking Reilly appeared and impaled the fools on spikes. O'Fucking-Reilly proceeded to somehow change the screen display past the first level, thus winning The Game, being the second person to do such, after Chuck Nrris

edit Winning IWBTG

So far, only a few individuals managed to beat IWBTG and fully resequence the genomes to form The Guy, and then kill that too. They are as follows:

• Ving Rhames
• AAA
• Flying Spaghetti Monster
• 12 year olds invading the Internet

The last is a group of gods, who, through masturbation and the rite of monk Goa Tse, learned to conquer the elements.

edit Future of IWBTG

You just lost the game, fucker.

edit The Book

A book was released based on IWBTG. The book has 8 pages, but weighs 5 tons, is made from lead, and, if opened, crushes the reader on its spiked pages. Nobody has ever finished reading it. It was assigned by Mr. Satan for a reading assignment. When? Fuck you. That's when.

edit See also

• Cooking for Men
• Review by experts