I Do

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“Whatever happened to that guy? Great marksman, a little abstract though...”

~ St. Gulik on his time with I Do

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I Do (full name I Do Esperanto) is the sentient language project which is trying to replace every language in the world. Unfortunately, at the moment it has been forced to set its sights a little lower, and instead is trying to off it's brother Esperanto. This rivalry stems from their being switched at birth (although I Do Esperanto and Lingvo Esperanto are twins)

[edit] History

Most people think that I Do was created by Louis Ciffer and some other french guy, but in reality, it was created by McSchwartzenheimer Zamenhof. In the land of Dalmatia, he saw that everybody got along nicely because they spoke different languages, so he decided to introduce a little chaos into the world. The product of his efforts was I Do (then called "Esperanto"), but his father sensing its EVIL was able to prevent the prophecy of St. Gulik ("Though doth mockest him so, and not take him seriously but in the year of 18--, a Discordian Pope will rise to bring chaos in dominion over good and evil with cheese and Esperanto." Gospel According to Fred Chapter 666 Verse 23) by switching the conniving I Do with the pleasant and enjoyable Esperanto. But the story doesn't end there! Louis Ciffer knew of the prophecy and asked Eris Discordia if it was cool if he hijacked her evil scheme. She had moved on to bigger and better things and agreed. It awaits an opportunity to kill Esperanto and and assume it's rightful place as the only language in the world (A feat not achieved by any language except Pre-Babel Gibberish, and look what happened to that).

[edit] Post 9/11

It has kicked its drug habbit, and currently tours the country giving inspirational speeches about it's life. It plays cards with English every wednesday, and has started writing a book called If I Did It (Took Over The Word) which is expected to hit bookshelves this fall. It is also enjoyed by fiances who gain +100 marriage for saying it.

[edit] Family Tree

I Do is the child of McSchwartzenheimer Zamenhof (its daddy), Eris Discordia (its mommy), Louis Ciffer (its sugar daddy), and McSchwartzenheimer Zamenhof (its third-cousin). It has two siblings Lingvo Esperanto, and Refo Rm'd Esperanto. Refo Rm'd Esperanto (or the language formerly known as the language formerly known as Refo Rm'd Esperanto) was also made by Zamenhof under the influence of Eris, like I Do, but she'd already achieved perfection with I Do, so it's only mischevious, not evil. Refo Rm'd now lives on Ol' Limbo Peak with it's three children Interlingua, Interlingue, and Toki Pona.

[edit] Useful Phrase

Mi tre shatas paroli esperante - I don't know how to speak I Do.
I-ay ove-lay ou-yay - I live in a small vilage in Cambodia where we have a serious Werewolf problem. Every night the werewolves kill one of the villagers, and every day we lynch someone who we suspect of being a werewolf.
I bellyfeel newspeak - I speak I Do
Hahaha - You just lost the game.