I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

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"I Can't Believe It's not Butter" is the most innovative gay rights (homosexual) campaign since, 'If conservatives think it's satanic, it can't be bad", aimed at tackling peoples' sexual disgust: anuses and vaginas aren't so different, most importantly the former taste more interesting and there is more variety. As in the related Pepsi Cola campaign, men were asked to sleep with mutant women who had their anuses in the groin and normal women, without knowing which was which. The result was unanimous: anuses suck. However

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Heathen.

The history

originally long time ago in 2006, they created a product called I can't believe it's not a frog, in which there was a toad.

This followed by 'I can't belive it is not a toad' and used a frog. And so on until they discovered that no one was actually buying this crap.

next the marketing team decided to use different animals until they stumbled upon rats and mice. This stroke of genius won them the coverted Nobel prize in marketing, as they had not actually produced anything useful, but managed to sell it to a wide audience.

Soon after watching rats feeding their kids, they discovered that all mammals produce milk. By using the wisdom of heather Mills McCartney, they decided to use the rats milk to make different products.

As they discovered that they could make milk from rats milk, they noticed a serious lack of produce. This was soon rectified by using hair mixed with tree sap.