IPod yotta
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The iPod yotta is theoretical device, predicted to be invented before the 22nd century. It is the logical endpoint of the development of mp3 players unless brain-recorded music can be played back via Oscar Wilde.
iPod Yotta is not to be confused with iPod Yatta.
[edit] Physical Description
The iPod yotta would measure one yottametre long, which would give it dimensions of 100 by 50 by 10 by 5 million light years as measured from Einsteinian 4D spacetime. Although this seems large, it would be possible for at least several hundred iPod yottas to fit inside the universe (at current estimates). Being about a thousand times the size of the milky way, traditional electronics using copper wires with electrons as charge carriers would be impractical. Instead, entire stars are charged with static electricity and manipulated with magnetic and gravitational fields. No wonder its slogan is "Yotta get yourself a smaller iPod!"
[edit] Features
While the fact that the hard drive rotates at only one revolution per hour (as compared to the 4200 revolutions a standard ipod makes in a minute) may seem slow, in actuality, this means the drive can spin at several thousand times the speed of light on the outer radius, meaning that songs can be retrieved in (relatively) no time at all.
“HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG iPOD!”
~ Jesus on the iPod yotta, gotta get me one of these
[edit] Safe disposal
It is important when disposing of an iPod yotta not to crush it. Crushing an iPod yotta smaller than its Schwarzschild radius will cause it to collapse into a supermassive black hole, creating a singularity that will swallow up most of the universe. The recommended method of disposal is isolation beyond the universe, by throwing it into a more massive black hole. Stephen Hawking would agree.
Apple Product Range
| iPods: | iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod - iCan't Believe It's Not Butter |
| iDevices: | iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iSuicide - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iDiot |
| iHardware: | Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - MacBook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth - iPhone |
| iSoftware: | iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y |
| i3rd Party Mods: | iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone |
| iGaming: | iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy |
| iLlnesses: | Neuroipods |
| iFelonies: | iFraud |
| iReligion: | Cult of Apple |
